I want to tweet the fuck out of you.

[CHNOPS]

Or vice versa, depending.

https://twitter.com/#!/SonnyLimatina

 

[KRCummings]

I am a tweet virgin. I have no idea how.

 

[Wings]

No, I'm sorry, I've already turned down 3 offers tonight.

 

[CHNOPS]

I am a tweet virgin. I have no idea how.

Go sign up. Then we can follow each other. Later we'll fuck.

 

[CHNOPS]

No, I'm sorry, I've already turned down 3 offers tonight.

Go sign up. Then we can follow each other. Earlier, we fucked.

 

[Peregrinator]

Or vice versa, depending.

https://twitter.com/#!/SonnyLimatina

What does "Sonny Limatina" mean, anyway? Is it a reference to something?

 

[CHNOPS]

What does "Sonny Limatina" mean, anyway? Is it a reference to something?

Some idiot who used to post here. I thought it would be funny to use the wrong name!

 

[KRCummings]

Go sign up. Then we can follow each other. Later we'll fuck.

What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.

 

[CHNOPS]

What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.

That was five tweets right there. Shut up and go do it.

 

[KRCummings]

That was five tweets right there. Shut up and go do it.

I already did. Quit yer bitchin.

 

[CHNOPS]

I bitch because I care.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

What would we follow? I assume you'd tweet whatever it is you'd tweet. I'd tweet nothing because I don't tweet. I'm tweetless. How would I know what you tweet? Phone? Email? I know people use their phones but how are they using them? Does it hurt?

Ya know, never mind. This all sounds way too complicated.

For the briefest moment, I read that wrong. Scared the shit out of me.

 

[IndieSnob]

Only if you tweet about jizz.

 

[Farrah]

Or vice versa, depending.

https://twitter.com/#!/SonnyLimatina

I know nothing about the twitterverse (isn't that what you kids call it?), but your first tweet did make me laugh.

 

[CHNOPS]

Only if you tweet about jizz.

Just go do it.

I know nothing about the twitterverse (isn't that what you kids call it?), but your first tweet did make me laugh.

Just come do me.

 

[Farrah]

Just go do it.

Just come do me.

You're such a sweet talker. It worked, dammit.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Twitter is Satan. I will never tweet.

Fundamentalist on Facebook,
Ellie

 

[osprey44]

Oh brother...

 

[CHNOPS]

Oh brother...

Emoticons are awesome. You should do the dancing banana next!

 

[Noor]

What does "Sonny Limatina" mean, anyway? Is it a reference to something?

Sonnez les matines!

Din, dan, don. Din, dan, don.

 

[lovetoread]

There better be a follow back dude.