No, this isnt safe for work... And I am pathetic.

[ghostwriter092]

Its official. I am Horny. Single. White. And utterly alone >.>... Now you may troll LOL. This is a blurt I suppose. This is also, useless. Good night.

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

LOL...you soooooo bad dawg!!!!


Im uP too!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Its official. I am Horny. Single. White. And utterly alone >.>... Now you may troll LOL. This is a blurt I suppose. This is also, useless. Good night.

ditto

Nothing to be ashamed of... Although coming from an equally horny, single, and white individual, this may not have a lot of credence.

Good luck anyway!

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

You say that like it's uncurable or something!

Lots of us horny, single, white guys around.

NOW....where *IS* that damn orgy room again???

 

[Cruel2BKind]

You say that like it's uncurable or something!

Lots of us horny, single, white guys around.

NOW....where *IS* that damn orgy room again???

*Ahem*

Carefully read the post and tell me where I said I was a man?

Naughty pizzaboy! Naughty!

:caning:

Orgy sounds nice though...

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

*Ahem*

Carefully read the post and tell me where I said I was a man?

Naughty pizzaboy! Naughty!

:caning:

Orgy sounds nice though...

OPPPS!!!!

So much for doing a proper review before posting a reply!

How many lashes *IS* that for penance???

 

[Cruel2BKind]

OPPPS!!!!

So much for doing a proper review before posting a reply!

How many lashes *IS* that for penance???

I dunno, the little guy just keeps going and going and going... Good skill to have at an orgy

 

[Safe_Bet]

**Opens door and looks in**

...See lonely, white, straight guy...

...gay guy talking to a straight chick...

**Closes door and walks away**

 

[ghostwriter092]

Now that... Is funny.

 

[ghostwriter092]

>.>

And now for the fapping.

 

[PayDay]

**Opens door and looks in**

...See lonely, white, straight guy...

...gay guy talking to a straight chick...

**Closes door and walks away**

You should have knocked

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

You should have knocked

Or stayed and told us you brought chocolate sauce, hand cuffs, a Mitt Romney mask, and a camera crew....as you started to undress.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Or stayed and told us you brought chocolate sauce, hand cuffs, a Mitt Romney mask, and a camera crew....as you started to undress.

I was with you until you started talking about mitt romney...

I may never get moist again.

 

[TxRad]

I was with you until you started talking about mitt romney...

I may never get moist again.

I thought that was one of those, which one of these don't belong, type questions.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I thought that was one of those, which one of these don't belong, type questions.

One of these things is not like the other one!

 

[PayDay]

I was with you until you started talking about mitt romney...

I may never get moist again.

It's the fact that he included 'mask' that I personally find most creepy.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I was with you until you started talking about mitt romney...

I may never get moist again.

I didn't see anything in that room that ever had the possibilities of making me moist in the first place!

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

I didn't see anything in that room that ever had the possibilities of making me moist in the first place!

HaaRUMmmmp!

YOU, my dear sweet madam or sir.....have obviously never; either requested the right toppings; nor evidently, had said toppings delivered to you in only 29 minutes or less!

Because, had you done so; you would have then cum to find OUT.; that doin' it with a pizza guy also means: He can do it **EVERY** 29 minutes....all....nite....loooonnnng!!!!


Sooooo....ya still wanna chicken out on our lil impromptu....ORGY?

 

[ghostwriter092]

I think I just pissed myself.

HaaRUMmmmp!

YOU, my dear sweet madam or sir.....have obviously never; either requested the right toppings; nor evidently, had said toppings delivered to you in only 29 minutes or less!

Because, had you done so; you would have then cum to find OUT.; that doin' it with a pizza guy also means: He can do it **EVERY** 29 minutes....all....nite....loooonnnng!!!!


Sooooo....ya still wanna chicken out on our lil impromptu....ORGY?

OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS FREAKEN HALARIOUS!!!!!!! OHMAGOSH! I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!

 

[TxRad]

I wonder what part of lesbian they don't understand.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I wonder what part of lesbian they don't understand.

They've only been around for a while, they might not know that she's a lesbian yet, and I hope that they don't invoke her wrath.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They've only been around for a while, they might not know that she's a lesbian yet, and I hope that they don't invoke her wrath.

Oh, come on. We all know that inside every lesbian is a Snow White awaiting a kiss from her Prince Charming to awaken her.

 

[PayDay]

I wonder what part of lesbian they don't understand.

I think it works both ways in this particular instance.

They've only been around for a while, they might not know that she's a lesbian yet, and I hope that they don't invoke her wrath.

Lesbian wrath. Hawt.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oh, come on. We all know that inside every lesbian is a Snow White awaiting a kiss from her Prince Charming to awaken her.

Yeah, I guess you're right...

There's just SOMETHING about being awoken from the first restful sleep you've had in years, after having been kept in virtually slavery by a bunch of fat, disgusting, obnoxious little men, by some fucking self centered, egotistical fucktard who thinks its perfectly okay to assault and molest any sleeping woman he happens upon.

Mmmmm... Mmmmmm... Nothing like a sense of fucking male entitlement to turn a girl on. Oh, baby... Oh, baby!!!

(for for those of you dude's too fucking dense to get it otherwise [/ sarcasm])

 

[Safe_Bet]

I think it works both ways in this particular instance.

Lesbian wrath. Hawt.

Ya know... I douched this morning, but thanks for reminding me, via your BRILLIANT wit , that I could prolly do with an enema as well.