The most bizarre person you've ever loved.

[SEVERUSMAX]

For me, that's Lisa. Hands down, the strangest and most infuriating woman I've ever had feelings for in my life. Between her lies about other guys (oh, no, there are no other guys), our strange role-play (I had equal or more culpability in that, so it's not all her weirdness there), her attempts to make me jealous (pretending to like girls at one point), stringing along at least one another guy miy age, dating a 23 year old (whom she later married),and following me into the men's room, turning off the lights, and screaming "rape" at the top of her lights (by the way, this was at her dad's church, her father was the pastor), I'd have to say that she was strange and a bit too much drama.

Especially when you consider that she was 16, I was 14, and I had grown up in a very fundamentalist family where zero weird stuff was approved of at all. No, in those days, I was taught that you had to marry when you grew up, abstain from sex before marriage and any fetishes, avoid masturbation (rebelled against that one, of course), and sleep with only that person for the rest of your life.

So, yeah, Lisa seemed really odd to me at the time. I wonder what kind of marriage she and her husband have had. I actually feel bad for the guy, if she is still as psycho as she was back then.

Oh, and her younger sister acted interested in me, too, a lot of the time, but she was too young for my taste.

Okay, that's my horror story. Any other takers?

 

[Batch]

No. That about covers it all.

 

[CandiCame]

Dude, that's nothing.

Bitch I dated in high school was to abusive for me. Not that passive-aggressive abusive, that "I'm stalking you on your phone's GPS, bitching at you if you're somewhere I don't like" king of controlling. Beat the shit out of you knowing you're not going to hit her back kind. Telling you that she's pregnant, and fucking with your soul kind. When we would get into fights on the rare occasions where I'd grow a spine, then she'd go really, completely batshit. She soaked my car in gasoline hoping that I'd be stupid enough to set myself on fire. She came to my apartment and out my transformers in the oven and left while I was at class. She threw all my shit off the porch (I lived on the third floor) and I was like, "BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!" She told all my friends that I tried to rape her. Seriously- me. I have no fucking clue why she did that, it's not like she hid her crazy- she would slap the shit out of me right in front of people. She threw shit to, shit that I LIKED. She threw a pewter gargoyle at me- I thank god I've got gamer reflexes, because she threw it so hard it broke and left a big hole in the plaster. Did I mention she tried to hit me with her car? Or that she cracked my windshield because she threw a boot at me? I've probably left some shit out, but yeah...

 

[eyer]

You should've made this thread a poll...

...and given us the option of caring or not.

 

[Liar]

Two of my exes have papers to prove that they are clinically insane.

Not really unique these days but there you have it.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Two of my exes have papers to prove that they are clinically insane.

Not really unique these days but there you have it.

Damn.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You should've made this thread a poll...

...and given us the option of caring or not.

This is a thread for many to share their horror stories. As the opening poster, I naturally started with my own. It's not just for me.

 

[eyer]

This is a thread for many to share their horror stories. As the opening poster, I naturally started with my own. It's not just for me.

You were 14, dude...

...sounds like you need to meet-up with that parangel (or whatever) dude, grab a couple of straws, and share a Loser beer.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You were 14, dude...

...sounds like you need to meet-up with that parangel (or whatever) dude, grab a couple of straws, and share a Loser beer.

It's not about whining. It's about getting a nice laugh out of past weirdness. After 21 years, I find the whole thing a hilarious farce. I get good shock and amusement mileage every time I tell most folks that story. Most also agree that the girl was a loon. If you think I'm whining, you don't get my point.

This is "let's laugh at the morons, crazies, and weird crap that once happened to us", not "oh, woe is me".

 

[KRCummings]

For me, that's Lisa. Hands down, the strangest and most infuriating woman I've ever had feelings for in my life. Between her lies about other guys (oh, no, there are no other guys), our strange role-play (I had equal or more culpability in that, so it's not all her weirdness there), her attempts to make me jealous (pretending to like girls at one point), stringing along at least one another guy miy age, dating a 23 year old (whom she later married),and following me into the men's room, turning off the lights, and screaming "rape" at the top of her lights (by the way, this was at her dad's church, her father was the pastor), I'd have to say that she was strange and a bit too much drama.

Especially when you consider that she was 16, I was 14, and I had grown up in a very fundamentalist family where zero weird stuff was approved of at all. No, in those days, I was taught that you had to marry when you grew up, abstain from sex before marriage and any fetishes, avoid masturbation (rebelled against that one, of course), and sleep with only that person for the rest of your life.

So, yeah, Lisa seemed really odd to me at the time. I wonder what kind of marriage she and her husband have had. I actually feel bad for the guy, if she is still as psycho as she was back then.

Oh, and her younger sister acted interested in me, too, a lot of the time, but she was too young for my taste.

Okay, that's my horror story. Any other takers?

Bullshit.

 

[eyer]

It's not about whining. It's about getting a nice laugh out of past weirdness. After 21 years, I find the whole thing a hilarious farce. I get good shock and amusement mileage every time I tell most folks that story. Most also agree that the girl was a loon. If you think I'm whining, you don't get my point.

This is "let's laugh at the morons, crazies, and weird crap that once happened to us", not "oh, woe is me".

Friggin' playgrounder...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Friggin' playgrounder...

Whatever.

 

[KRCummings]

Dude, that's nothing.

Bitch I dated in high school was to abusive for me. Not that passive-aggressive abusive, that "I'm stalking you on your phone's GPS, bitching at you if you're somewhere I don't like" king of controlling. Beat the shit out of you knowing you're not going to hit her back kind. Telling you that she's pregnant, and fucking with your soul kind. When we would get into fights on the rare occasions where I'd grow a spine, then she'd go really, completely batshit. She soaked my car in gasoline hoping that I'd be stupid enough to set myself on fire. She came to my apartment and out my transformers in the oven and left while I was at class. She threw all my shit off the porch (I lived on the third floor) and I was like, "BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!" She told all my friends that I tried to rape her. Seriously- me. I have no fucking clue why she did that, it's not like she hid her crazy- she would slap the shit out of me right in front of people. She threw shit to, shit that I LIKED. She threw a pewter gargoyle at me- I thank god I've got gamer reflexes, because she threw it so hard it broke and left a big hole in the plaster. Did I mention she tried to hit me with her car? Or that she cracked my windshield because she threw a boot at me? I've probably left some shit out, but yeah...

If you ever stopped typing like you talk you might not sound like such a fucking idiot.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I wonder that people on my ignore list bother to post here. Fucking imbeciles.

 

[KRCummings]

Just to bug you.

 

[richard_daily]

I wonder that people on my ignore list bother to post here. Fucking imbeciles.

KRC?

She hasn't gotten laid in 5 years. She's got nothing better to do.

 

[fgarvb1]

oh, HER.

Yeah, I had to throw that on back!

 

[JohnnySavage]

None. I have excellent taste in women, and every women I've dated reflects that.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

KRC?

She hasn't gotten laid in 5 years. She's got nothing better to do.

That explains a lot of her knee-jerk hatred for men in general and me in particular.

 

[girlsmiley]

Just to bug you.

:swoon:

 

[girlsmiley]

That explains a lot of her knee-jerk hatred for men in general and me in particular.

Wait, that's not you in your av?
Damn! Foiled again!



jk

 

[KRCummings]

That explains a lot of her knee-jerk hatred for men in general and me in particular.

Does it now?

 

[glynndah]

Aside from that one guy who proposed after holding me at gunpoint, raping me and putting me into the hospital, I've got nothing.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Aside from that one guy who proposed after holding me at gunpoint, raping me and putting me into the hospital, I've got nothing.

Damn. Just damn. That's not funny, of course. Just sickening.

 

[girlsmiley]

I thought my ex-boyf had a rather large beer gut. Turns out he had actually been carrying his parasitic twin brother for 25 years. Fetus in fetu. Common mistake. Also, after 13 years of living at the airport, the government finally declared that he was alive. Good times.