I'm tired of typing

[Liar]

... On the annoying on screen keyboard on my smartphone

so let's see how good this things voice recognition is

holy crap it actually worked

and I have a runny nose metro bus

yeah that's not what I said

 

[Batch]

... On the annoying on screen keyboard on my smartphone

so let's see how good this things voice recognition is

holy crap it actually worked

and I have a runny nose metro bus

yeah that's not what I said

Aww, that's cute.

 

[misssmartypants]

I had a runny nose metro bus once, but it sneezed on my roses.

 

[Silverlily]

According to my phone, an e-reader is an anteater.

 

[islandman]

i've never tried the voice rec on my phone evidently it doesn't do punctuation so I figured I shouldn't bother


see did it again the fucker

 

[Quoll]

According to my phone, an e-reader is an anteater.

According to mine an inhaler is actually knickers, I discovered this after texting my niece that she had left her inhaler on the office desk.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Also, do not mumble. It is like that AT&T automated system - The voice option records and responds to anything the total opposite of what you are really trying to say.