EL's proof she still exists thread.

[English Lady]

Hello! I'm still here, wooo.

I know you feel better knowing that.

So, what've I missed? Who should I miss and who's missed me?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hello! I'm still here, wooo.

I know you feel better knowing that.

So, what've I missed? Who should I miss and who's missed me?

crikey.

I feel better. The rest of the numb nuts can go fuck themselves...too harsh?

nah

 

[hobbit.]

Hello! I'm still here, wooo.

I know you feel better knowing that.

So, what've I missed? Who should I miss and who's missed me?

~yawns and scratches arm pit~

Hi. its been quiet.

cathy has now bought a diesel powered shredder... and a water bed.

 

[English Lady]

crikey.

I feel better. The rest of the numb nuts can go fuck themselves...too harsh?

nah

Yes, an expletive in the first response, result!

~yawns and scratches arm pit~

Hi. its been quiet.

cathy has now bought a diesel powered shredder... and a water bed.

Hello master of the erotic word. You spoil that Cathy.

 

[hobbit.]

Yes, an expletive in the first response, result!




Hello master of the erotic word. You spoil that Cathy.

nah, she built it herself, engine from a hijacked taxi.

 

[English Lady]

nah, she built it herself, engine from a hijacked taxi.

Inventive, bravo!

 

[hobbit.]

Inventive, bravo!

inventive? cost a fucking fortune in legal fee's. however... where ya been sistah?

 

[English Lady]

inventive? cost a fucking fortune in legal fee's. however... where ya been sistah?

Writin', pimpin' me stuff, preping for a big arse erotica meet in Scarborough Next June and most recently I've been stuffed up with a nasty cold.

Fun eh?

 

[Redatlit]

Hello! I'm still here, wooo.

I know you feel better knowing that.

So, what've I missed? Who should I miss and who's missed me?

Hi, sweet English Lady! It's good to see you. What's new in your world?

 

[Liar]

Waaaait,

How do I know this is really you?

How do I know I am really me?

How do I know is is really is?

Ooooeeeoooeeeooo....

 

[English Lady]

Hi, sweet English Lady! It's good to see you. What's new in your world?

Well, apparently now I edit anthologies. That's all pretty damn new I can tell you. And I organise erotica events too. Turns out I don't just write, funny eh?

Hope you're keeping well!

Waaaait,

How do I know this is really you?

How do I know I am really me?

How do I know is is really is?

Ooooeeeoooeeeooo....

Of course it's really me...Want me to get my tits out to prove it?

'lo Liar

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Of course it's really me...Want me to get my tits out to prove it?

Well, if you really have to twist our arm to prove it...who am I to stop you?



I know in mine heart by thy bountiful bosoms that thy art really alive and well in this plane of reality!

 

[Liar]

Of course it's really me...Want me to get my tits out to prove it?

Aaaand my work here is done.