Barry married Michele for her superior genes

[Very_Bad_Man]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-single-men-look-superior-genes-185528304.html

Thank God this buffoon is not a geneticist.

I pick out girls by how they fill out their genes.

 

[Fala]

True story....

I lived with my boyfriend not too long before I woke up one morning with him standing beside the bed studying me.

I rolled over, fluffing the sheets over me, trying to look sexy; slipping my ass just outside the edge of the sheet and coyly asked him what part of me he found most sexy.

As I lay there, looking up at him; he looking down at me, he replied.....

"your collarbones".

I have been married to this man since 1982.

He still loves my collarbones.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

True story....

I lived with my boyfriend not too long before I woke up one morning with him standing beside the bed studying me.

I rolled over, fluffing the sheets over me, trying to look sexy; slipping my ass just outside the edge of the sheet and coyly asked him what part of me he found most sexy.

As I lay there, looking up at him; he looking down at me, he replied.....

"your collarbones".

I have been married to this man since 1982.

He still loves my collarbones.

Fascinating. I like my wife's butt, but her freckles and red hair also excite me.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Fascinating. I like my wife's butt, but her freckles and red hair also excite me.

lucky bastard...the 1 ginger I ever had was the best thing that I ever kicked to the curb. Ahhh she's my white whale...not entirely metaphorical either, she was huge......could take the chrome off a trailer hitch though!

 

[tactful]

Love, is blind, dumb and costly to some, to others, it's an expense account.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

lucky bastard...the 1 ginger I ever had was the best thing that I ever kicked to the curb. Ahhh she's my white whale...not entirely metaphorical either, she was huge......could take the chrome off a trailer hitch though!

Yeah, my wife is a bit on the chunky side, but I don't mind that at all.

 

[Batch]

Love, is blind, dumb and costly to some, to others, it's an expense account.

True.

 

[mercury14]

Curvy hips. Good breeder. Us (cave)men are instinctively drawn to that.