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Kill yourself. That would make me happy and after all, this thread is about me.
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Sean Renaud
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I'd be trying to find a way to convince James to live. I however am a huge fan of Batman and I can't justify why the Riddler should live. Especialy since the jack ass hid his trophies all over Arkham City and it took me weeks to find them all and save the hostages. So yeah, go kill yourself. At least that means I'll never have to watch Jim Carrey pumping his hips again or deal with annoying trials.
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Sean... I feel like if I knew you in RL, I would hang out and you would totally be that friend who got me.
That's pretty epic.
Hm... annoying the piss out of you just is not enough reason to live. But perhaps if combined with the dancing Vadar...
I am seriously in such a shitty mood today. It's just all kind of hitting me. My grandpa bitched me out for being a loser and not being nicer to my mom, because she kept saying the same stupid shit over and over. Then it just spiraled into how fucking fucked up I am/was. And then I'm just like, "..." because it's all true. And I don't know how to make yourself feel better when you are, legitimately, a bad person. I mean, just the shit that you know about me from my bitching on here...
And he was talking about how I'm never going to get a girl because I'm to big of a loser and no one's ever going to want to be with me- as if that's the most important thing in the entire fucking equation. Not that I fucked up school, or got myself a criminal record, or got an EPO on my mom, but the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. I mean, he brought up the other shit to, but the most important thing seemed to be that, "No girl will ever fool with me". And... that's probably true. I could get laid, but I have nothing to offer to keep someone, to gain love from someone. And I'm just kinda fucking depressed about it. About my loserness and how badly I'm losing at life.
I know this was an angsty rant. I'm sorry. If you don't like it, don't read it.
CandiCame
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Just out of curiosity, what the fuck does he have to live for? He gets his ass electrocuted, beaten, and raped on a regular basis. He has a shitty family, a bitchy wife, and he's employed to follow around a child and keep him from dieing while pretending to steal a pokemon. He actually has a pretty shitty life. He does have the only porn ever to earn the Nintendo Seal of Approval, though.
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That is what my cat said just before she died.
I purchased a mouse at the Pet Store and dangled in front of her.
She swatted at it one time then took her last breath.
Damn that cat, now I have to back to the store to get a mouse trap.
Sean Renaud
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Jesse is wicked hot. The kind of hot where you put up with her shit. His shitty family is stupid rich. The kind of stupid rich where between that and the budget Giovanni provides he can afford to build a goddamn Gundamn once a week and get it blown to fucking peices. A fucking Gundamn!! Granted I wouldn't be chasing an electric rat but do you have any clue how happy I'd be if I got build Death Scythe, and then Death Scythe Hell Custom and then Wing Zero and the Heavy Arms and the Megadragonzord? He's always got something fun to do like dress up like Vikings and pitch in on saving the world. His life sucks in the same way Alfred's life sucks. If you compare yourself to Batman you're gonna feel bad about yourself. Even if your Superman.
Now Riddler on the other hand is a crazy person who even when he wants to go straight can't help it and has to commit crimes and leave clues telling exactly who did it and how. Batman could probably save himself a lot of trouble by simply making a deal with Riddler that if Riddler stops stealing stuff he promises he'll solve the weekly Soduku puzzle and do a scavenger hunt.
CandiCame
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Dude- what the fuck is your Riddler kick, I admit that the outfit looks similar, but you could at least bash the character I'm using.
And every single one of those death mechs explodes and hurts him. I can't think of a single one that doesn't.
Jessie is wicked fucking hot, though. I'll give you that.
lovetoread
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James is hotter than Jesse. Plus he has the moola.
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CandiCame
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I dunno, they're pretty equally hot. But James is significantly less insane. I'm pretty sure that there was no pre-nup or anything involved in that. They've both got that money. And until they were married, they were both broke as shit. Because James's parents cut him off for not wanting to marry a dominatrix that they set him up with, then sipped tea while they watched her whip.
I love when they walk into Jezibell's S&M dungeon, and Meowth's like, "That's some weird gym equipment."
And Jessie's like, "... ..."
And James is like, "FLASHBACKS!! RUN LIKE A BITCH!!"
lovetoread
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Anyone who doesn't want to marry a Dom has issues.
CandiCame
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Yeah, she was pretty hot to. But she wouldn't let him have his puppy. That was pretty much the reason they broke up. He loveded that puppy.
lovetoread
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That garsh darn puppy.
KRCummings
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That doesn't fit the plot.
bronzeage
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Can I have your stuff?
KRCummings
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I don't have much use for cowards who can't face life. Why should anyone cheer you up when billions of people go through life every single day without that luxury? Fuck you.
