WARNING to all women

[Very_Bad_Man]

When I am fucking you and if you make that God awful sound that the Asian porngirls make "ehhhhhehhhhhhheeehhhhhhh" I am going to punch you in the throat.

Oh yeah,

When sucking my cock if you make that God awful noise American porngirls make "Glugglugglugglug" I am going to punch you in the throat.

You bitches know what I mean.

You are all on notice.

 

[bluntforcemama]

If you come anywhere near me, I will mace you with bear spray. You're on notice.

 

[o_so_wet]

When I am fucking you and if you make that God awful sound that the Asian porngirls make "ehhhhhehhhhhhheeehhhhhhh" I am going to punch you in the throat.

Oh yeah,

When sucking my cock if you make that God awful noise American porngirls make "Glugglugglugglug" I am going to punch you in the throat.

You bitches know what I mean.

You are all on notice.

Way to get the chicks

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Way to get the chicks

I got bluntforcemama flirting already.

I am such a charmer.

 

[fair_warning]

When I am fucking you and if you make that God awful sound that the Asian porngirls make "ehhhhhehhhhhhheeehhhhhhh" I am going to punch you in the throat.

Oh yeah,

When sucking my cock if you make that God awful noise American porngirls make "Glugglugglugglug" I am going to punch you in the throat.

You bitches know what I mean.

You are all on notice.

That's some sweet talk you got there....

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'm a terribly flirt, but I'm glad you can translate.

 

[Liar]

Advice to VBM: Plastic is a state of mind. If you can't or don't care to detect it before you stick your dick in it, you might consider giving up fucking in general.

 

[bronzeage]

When I am fucking you and if you make that God awful sound that the Asian porngirls make "ehhhhhehhhhhhheeehhhhhhh" I am going to punch you in the throat.

Oh yeah,

When sucking my cock if you make that God awful noise American porngirls make "Glugglugglugglug" I am going to punch you in the throat.

You bitches know what I mean.

You are all on notice.

Gonna be tough to ask for a second date with that attitude.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Gonna be tough to ask for a second date with that attitude.

Cash is all it takes.

http://www.berkeley-girls.com/878-escort-profile.html

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I fucked a deaf girl once....she made a noise exactly like Chewbacca.

I manned up and finished anyway. I am a trooper like that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Chewbacca-2-.jpg/200px-Chewbacca-2-.jpg

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I fucked a deaf girl once....she made a new exactly like Chewbacca.

I manned up and finished anyway. I am a trooper like that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Chewbacca-2-.jpg/200px-Chewbacca-2-.jpg

I fucked a blind girl.

She said I was hot.

 

[Freija]

Flirting - there's a lot of it going on in this thread. I used to be naive, but now Lord aaah can see it!!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I fucked a blind girl.

She said I was hot.

*noise.......Fucking auto correct fucking fucking fucking!

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm too morbidly obese and gorilla hairy for you to ever allow me the great honour of wailing ouououghgghiopoifdg in your ear.

 

[RoryN]

This is like Gilbert Gottfried warning that, when he's made a starting linebacker for the New England Patriots, he's gonna hit people really hard.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

i'm too morbidly obese and gorilla hairy for you to ever allow me the great honour of wailing ouououghgghiopoifdg in your ear.

Not true.

English chicks shave their pits now.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Flirting - there's a lot of it going on in this thread. I used to be naive, but now Lord aaah can see it!!

It use to be I could pull a pigtail to let a girl know I liked her. On the GB it requires a donkey punch.

 

[Liar]

Cash is all it takes.

http://www.berkeley-girls.com/878-escort-profile.html

And you wonder why they sound like porn cliches?

 

[mark197205]

Cash is all it takes.

http://www.berkeley-girls.com/878-escort-profile.html

You going to let her fist you?

 

[bunnybump]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rloynkrZ1qapwp3o1_500.jpg

 

[mdbigdee]

And if you come near any women while I am around I will cut off your nads and make you scream like a little girl.

 

[RoryN]

And if you come near any women while I am around I will cut off your nads and make you scream like a little girl.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40575668#post40575668

Your magnificent breasts are orbs of ultimate pleasure,he ripe full fruits that dangle inches from my lips,daring me to take a yummy taste.

Bwhuahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

English chicks shave their pits now.

Hope that shit doesn't get to popular in the EU...or I'm never going back.

It use to be I could pull a pigtail to let a girl know I liked her. On the GB it requires a donkey punch.

Truer words.....

 

[Disgustipated]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=40575668#post40575668



Bwhuahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must be a card-carrying member of the Lit RWCJ crew.

 

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