Straight guys in here?

[greg1007]

I am now realizing how that title sounded, but this is not a "lets get it on" thread. I would like to get an idea of the people on literotica.
How many straight men, with no (or very slight) strange fetishes, regularly read erotica? I hear far too often that erotica is for women and homosexuals. Just how true can this be? Am i part of an endangered species?

*Clearly i was misled. Good hearing from you people, peace out

 

[islandman]

I'm straight.

I have strange fetishes.

I read erotica.

I can't masturbate to them. They give me paper-cuts when I print them out.

 

[RobDownSouth]

There are many heterosexual males here, but it's the homosexual/bisexual Marines here (4est_4est_Gump, Vetteman, and Miles) who lead the Right Wing Circle Jerk each morning.

Each one of 'em spills more seed than Michael J. Fox refilling a bird feeder.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm straight.

I have strange fetishes.

I read erotica.

I can't masturbate to them. They give me paper-cuts when I print them out.

Great, now I have the image of you using the paper to stroke yourself.

 

[RoryN]

I hear far too often that erotica is for women and homosexuals.

No you don't - you're lying. You just want reassurance that liking it doesn't make you gay.

 

[islandman]

Great, now I have the image of you using the paper to stroke yourself.

You should see me read the WSJ sometime.

 

[KRCummings]

There are many heterosexual males here, but it's the homosexual/bisexual Marines here (4est_4est_Gump, Vetteman, and Miles) who lead the Right Wing Circle Jerk each morning.

Each one of 'em spills more seed than Michael J. Fox refilling a bird feeder.

AJ and Miles were never Marines.

 

[RoryN]

AJ and Miles were never Marines.

No one trusts your stupid "Marine-dar". No one.

 

[jomar]

It's okay if you masturbate to gay porn. It doesn't mean you're gay gay.

 

[lovetoread]

You should see me read the WSJ sometime.

Now you are just trying to get my nether regions all tingly.

 

[KRCummings]

No one trusts your stupid "Marine-dar". No one.

That's nice, Mary.

 

[Peregrinator]

No, every single poster on the GB is a queer man.


Except for dolf.

 

[KRCummings]

It's okay if you masturbate to gay porn. It doesn't mean you're gay gay.

They call it "curious."

 

[islandman]

Now you are just trying to get my nether regions all tingly.

Moi?

Never!

 

[Wrong Element]

I am now realizing how that title sounded, but this is not a "lets get it on" thread. I would like to get an idea of the people on literotica.

The people on Literotica generally don't ask guys about their cocks unless they're women or homosexuals.


It's OK, man. You're among friends. Especially Eyer.

 

[artemesia_g]

The people on Literotica generally don't ask guys about their cocks unless they're women or homosexuals.


It's OK, man. You're among friends. Especially Eyer.

Is your cock busy later?

 

[jomar]

They call it "curious."

Shh, not so fast...he doesn't understand the funny feelings in his tummy when he sees handsome men in the mall.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

this is not a "lets get it on" thread.

Too bad. Marvin's the first and the last word.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QNR3h44hTts/TyJIAlw9RMI/AAAAAAAAFEc/VF9YjY1wBzw/s1600/cd-cover.jpeg

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

This thread is certainly gay ergo.................

 

[eyer]

The people on Literotica generally don't ask guys about their cocks unless they're women or homosexuals.


It's OK, man. You're among friends. Especially Eyer.

Awww...

...ask the little lady to use a dab more lube next time and maybe it'll help with that lingering azzache.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

maybe it'll help with that lingering azzache.

"azzache?"

When did you learn how to speak French?

 

[bronzeage]

Lot's of men read erotica. Some of them write really fucking strange fan letters.

 

[Wrong Element]

Awww...

...ask the little lady to use a dab more lube next time and maybe it'll help with that lingering azzache.

You sound very authoritative on this matter.

 

[eyer]

You sound very authoritative on this matter.

I am, indeed.

When I was doing 20 to life...

...all my b!tches whined like you.

 

[renard_ruse]

I am now realizing how that title sounded, but this is not a "lets get it on" thread. I would like to get an idea of the people on literotica.
How many straight men, with no (or very slight) strange fetishes, regularly read erotica? I hear far too often that erotica is for women and homosexuals. Just how true can this be? Am i part of an endangered species?

*Clearly i was misled. Good hearing from you people, peace out

This is a political site, moron.