If you found a porno of your parents fucking

[Bert Notorius]

would you watch it?

 

[semen4her]

How old are they in the video, tubbs?

 

[KRCummings]

I'd have to watch it once just because. Probably bleach my eyes afterwards though.

 

[paganangel]

jesuschristwrappedinbacon!

i want to bleach my BRAIN!

 

[1hotbabe]

Are you waiting for someone to say they would, so you can say you have?

My answer is, Oh Hell No! :gag:

 

[pointless]

nope.

 

[Bert Notorius]

you could be watching your own conception.

and the Oscar goes to....mom and dad, starring in bert's conception.







(no, it's not a fucking link...)

 

[Sean Renaud]

Is this like I find a video with my parents name on it or I'm randomly sorting through porn? I've only ever seen one picture of my mother younger than thirty and she looks like a totally different woman. My father's been bald since I was seven. If they didn't identify themselves by name I might not even know it was my parents. Fortunately they were in Cleveland. Cus I'm suddenly afraid to watch 70's porn.

 

[renard_ruse]

would you watch it?

I didn't realize parents had sex.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I didn't realize parents had sex.

I'm going to do you a favor you don't deserve.

Parents don't have sex. They never have and they never will and that's the truth. We're just doing a thought exercise on par with what if the President was an inteligent speaking Velociraptor.

 

[sidneyc]

Fortunately I was hatched...

 

[eyer]

Fortunately I was hatched...

Dude...

...that was totally lame.

If you can't soon - and by soon I mean your next post - step it up a big bit...

...you really need to get the fvck outta here - like right now - and go start squatting on the Playground.

Capice?

 

[RoryN]

Fortunately I was hatched...

The asshat who responded to you above is one of the most laughed-at, most non-respected members of the GB. And that's saying something. Pay him no mind.

 

[CandiCame]

That would scare the absolute shit out of me...

My dad is not an attractive man...

I would go blind, I think...

 

[oxfordsea]

I would not watch it, for sure. That said, I would raise a glass and toast them. Ma and Pa got it on. I'd smile knowing where I got my groove from.

 

[killalhippies]

nope.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

would you watch it?

Is this a symptom of your meltdown that Nipples is talking about?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Is this a symptom of your meltdown that Nipples is talking about?

who baldy?

 

[ReadyMike]

I hope there is a facial scene, I don't really remember what my mom looked like.