Two times I tried to eat pussy - both times rebuffed by smell - FML

[johndoe7today]

Women, have some consideration for your men! Always keep your nether regions clean, shaved, and non-smelly.

I haven't had intercourse yet, but I'm a big fan of cunnilingus. First time I tried to eat a lady, she had a weird, tangy taste down there - along with, (puke) what appeared to be deposits of soap suds or something in her slit. I was gagging the whole day.

Second time, this lady had a powerful, overwhelming smell of urine and sweat down there, I had to immediately run and wash my face with plenty of soap after a few seconds, to avoid full-on vomiting.

Damn. I was really looking forward to enjoying both occasions

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Women, have some consideration for your men! Always keep your nether regions clean, shaved, and non-smelly.

I haven't had intercourse yet, but I'm a big fan of cunnilingus. First time I tried to eat a lady, she had a weird, tangy taste down there - along with, (puke) what appeared to be deposits of soap suds or something in her slit. I was gagging the whole day.

Second time, this lady had a powerful, overwhelming smell of urine and sweat down there, I had to immediately run and wash my face with plenty of soap after a few seconds, to avoid full-on vomiting.

Damn. I was really looking forward to enjoying both occasions

You sure you were not eating ass? There is a difference, ya know.

 

[IndieSnob]

Next time don't go so cheap on the hookers then.

 

[unregistered]

 

[renard_ruse]

In fact, removing pubic hair has been shown to promote unhealthy balance of yeast and bacteria in the female nether regions, and contribute to bad odor.

Pubic hair exists naturally for a reason. Removing public hair is an absurd (very) late 20th century fad that has unfortunately turned into a new custom.

Its also a common historical custom in islamic cultures. Feminists hate islam so why are they silent in their criticism of this fad now in the west?

 

[johndoe7today]

Hmmm... maybe - this time I will force them to wash themselves.

 

[RoryN]

Hmmm... maybe - this time I will force them to wash themselves.

I think we just figured out why you haven't had intercourse.

 

[semen4her]

Some cunts just smell bad.

Soap only adds a flowery smell and a soapy taste to the unpleasant cooch.

There's plenty of less stinky fish in the sea.

 

[johndoe7today]

Some cunts just smell bad.

Soap only adds a flowery smell and a soapy taste to the unpleasant cooch.

There's plenty of less stinky fish in the sea.

Useful, humorous Thanks lol.

 

[johndoe7today]

I think we just figured out why you haven't had intercourse.

This is my online alter ego. I am allowed to be as rude as I want to be. Force need not necessarily be leashes and whips, it can even be a gentle reminder (or even a shower together)....

 

[johndoe7today]

Its also a common historical custom in islamic cultures. Feminists hate islam so why are they silent in their criticism of this fad now in the west?

I dunno, bald cunt looks good. I support the feminists, I fucking hate Islam too. But still, it's not something horrifying like female circumcision - I'm not torturing the women for my pleasure, I shave myself + keep myself hygienic - a simple return-of-favor is not too much to expect...

 

[johndoe7today]

She probably thought you were English and was trying to ferment a big head for you to appreciate.

Are you telling me the English have a taste for rancid cunny? Thanks for warning me man.

 

[johndoe7today]

Next time don't go so cheap on the hookers then.

You have a point.

 

[renard_ruse]

I support the feminists, I f**king hate Islam too...

You're an idiot.

Onto iggy. Buh-bye!

 

[BossMan62]

Women, have some consideration for your men! Always keep your nether regions clean, shaved, and non-smelly.

I haven't had intercourse yet, but I'm a big fan of cunnilingus. First time I tried to eat a lady, she had a weird, tangy taste down there - along with, (puke) what appeared to be deposits of soap suds or something in her slit. I was gagging the whole day.

Second time, this lady had a powerful, overwhelming smell of urine and sweat down there, I had to immediately run and wash my face with plenty of soap after a few seconds, to avoid full-on vomiting.

Damn. I was really looking forward to enjoying both occasions

Next time, make sure your mama washes her bum bum before you go down on her.

 

[johndoe7today]

You're an idiot.

Onto iggy. Buh-bye!

Returned the favor mister.

 

[johndoe7today]

Next time, make sure your mama washes her bum bum before you go down on her.

Yeah, yeah I was expecting the flames from the apologists any moment. I know you're being rude simply because of my visceral hatred for a primitive, retarded religion (I would be friendly with it's followers the moment they declare they are no longer its followers so don't dare call me racist). For you and future bleeding hearts: I don't give a fuck.

 

[eyer]

Are you going to be johndoe8tomorrow?

 

[johndoe7today]

Are you going to be johndoe8tomorrow?

'Tis nicely generic. Long enough to be not taken. Why does my user handle even matter?

 

[RoryN]

Force need not necessarily be leashes and whips, it can even be a gentle reminder (or even a shower together)....

That's the most wussy thing ever posted on this forum.

 

[zipman]

There are plenty of guys who gag when they try to eat pussy.

But eventually they realize they're gay.

Obligatory "not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[unregistered]

 

[eyer]

'Tis nicely generic. Long enough to be not taken. Why does my user handle even matter?

You're serious...

...aren't you?

You really don't get it?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Man up pussy

 

[johndoe7today]

There are plenty of guys who gag when they try to eat pussy.

But eventually they realize they're gay.

Obligatory "not that there's anything wrong with that."

You won't accept that cooch can be unpleasant? Be realistic. Real life is not porn, most cunny won't magically be clean, fragrant, and delicious to eat right off the bat (lesson learnt from experience). Grooming with a razor, soap and a shower necessary.

They eat piss filter pie as well.

Ugh. Ugh.

You're serious...

...aren't you?

You really don't get it?

Nope, I don't get the reference from whatever fantasy world you live in. Never been there.

Man up pussy

Always had an ultra powerful gag reflex - can't stand the slightest of unpleasantness and I don't think I ever will...