Susan Slaughter's boyfriend

[Mike_Yates]

His name is Christopher Guanlao and he is a drummer for a band called the "Silversun Pickups".

She lives with him in Los Angeles and they probably fuck like rabbits every single night.

What I wouldn't do to be this guy...

http://www.spin.com/sites/all/files/styles/style620_413/public/120305-sspu2.png

 

[semen4her]

What I wouldn't do to be this gay...

uh huh

 

[eyer]

Can you take a pic of yourself posing like that, Mike...

...and then share it with us?

 

[Mike_Yates]

This asian guy has "been inside" Susan Slaughter and knows her thoroughly in and out.

Susan has put on quite a bit of weight and is a little bit chubby.

She isn't anywhere near as sexy as she used to be.

 

[renard_ruse]

His name is Christopher Guanlao and he is a drummer for a band called the "Silversun Pickups"...

What I wouldn't do to be this guy...

Wait, how do we know you aren't that guy?

 

[renard_ruse]

This asian guy has "been inside" Susan Slaughter and knows her thoroughly in and out...

From the pictures you've shown of her, I don't particularly envy him.

 

[phrodeau]

Whatever happened between you and the grocery checkout girl?

 

[Mike_Yates]

From the pictures you've shown of her, I don't particularly envy him.

I wonder if and when they will get married.

 

[Mike_Yates]

How can you resist this?

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/Susan494.jpg

 

[LillyO]

Whatever happened between you and the grocery checkout girl?

Restraining order would be my guess.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Restraining order would be my guess.

Nothing, I chat with her every time I'm at her register.

 

[eyer]

Nothing, I chat with her every time I'm at her register.

Get a bar code tattoo and let her ring you up, bro!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Man, I want to see Susan Slaughter do a porno...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Susan stated "And NO, there are no pornos with me in them nor is there a sex tape".

She's probably lying through her teeth.

According to people who know her personally, she was one of the sluttiest girls they have ever known. I wouldn't be surprised if I found DP photos of her one day.

 

[renard_ruse]

How can you resist this?...

Other than being female and a brunette, she's just not my type.

 

[semen4her]

Get a bar code tattoo and let her ring you up, bro!

Ooops... wrong alt, alt.

 

[eyer]

Ooops... wrong alt, alt.

I confess...

...it's clearly obvious you went to the Sonny Lamatina School for Blind PIs.

Another confession:

My other alt is RichLittle...

 

[semen4her]

I confess...

...it's clearly obvious you went to the Sonny Lamatina School for Blind PIs.

Another confession:

My other alt is RichLittle...

I believe it.

I never found him entertaining either.

 

[eyer]

I believe it.

I never found him entertaining either.

I just went for the name recognition factor...

...which seems to have worked.

My impressionist of choice was Frank Gorshin...

...but he could've been a racist pos - I don't know.

 

[Mike_Yates]

That Asian kid Christopher Guanlao gets to fuck Susan probably every single night.

And she lets him do ANYTHING!

 

[eyer]

That Asian kid Christopher Guanlao gets to fuck Susan probably every single night.

And she lets him do ANYTHING!

He looks white-Asian to me...

 

[Mike_Yates]

I bet he's got tons of nude photos of her on his computer.

 

[eyer]

I bet he's got tons of nude photos of her on his computer.

Do you know where he lives?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Do you know where he lives?

Yes, he lives with her in Los Angeles.

 

[eyer]

Yes, he lives with her in Los Angeles.

No...

...I meant specifically.

What are his coordinates?

Stay with me and focused here, Mike...

...we can do this.