Dear Mr. Pointless

[Mayo_Clinic]

Dear Mr. Pointless,

We here at the Mayo Clinic regret to inform you that the results from your blood tests confirm that you have AIDS. Please abstain from molesting children as they do not deserve to die much less molested.

Confidentially yours,

Mayo Clinic

 

[RoryN]

they do not deserve to die much less molested.

So, they deserve to die more molested?

Poor alt creators. So dumb.

 

[islandman]

Cornhole is an odd name for a bar game.

 

[KRCummings]

Cornhole is an odd name for a bar game.

Depends on the bar.

 

[islandman]

Depends on the bar.

What are you thinking?

 

[KRCummings]

What are you thinking?

If the bar patrons where assless chaps and sport Freddy Mercury staches then cornhole is probably not that odd a name.

 

[islandman]

If the bar patrons wear assless chaps and sport Freddy Mercury staches then cornhole is probably not that odd a name.

You're welcome.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I always get a kick out of watching people cornhole in the parking lot before college football games.

 

[islandman]

I always get a kick out of watching people cornhole in the parking lot before college football games.

Evidently there are cornhole playoffs and a championship.

Who are these weirdos?

 

[KRCummings]

Evidently there are cornhole playoffs and a championship.

Who are these weirdos?

It's the kind of thing where most people are happy to stay in the farm league.

 

[semen4her]

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs50/PRE/f/2009/295/9/e/Cornholio_by_mspisz.jpg

 

[islandman]

It's the kind of thing where most people are happy to stay in the farm league.

Farm team or minor league.

Pick one.

 

[islandman]

http://images.search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0PDoS1EII5PaQYAu52jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBtdXFkOWthBHNlYwNmcC1hdHRyaWIEc2xrA2ZpbWc-/SIG=12uu3qnkt/EXP=1334743236/**http%3a//th02.deviantart.net/fs50/PRE/f/2009/295/9/e/Cornholio_by_mspisz.jpg

You've been here almost seven years.

Get it together, Monkey.

 

[semen4her]

Easy, tiger.

 

[KRCummings]

Farm team or minor league.

Pick one.

Yeah, excuse the fuck out of me, Mr. Cornhole.

 

[islandman]

Yeah, excuse the fuck out of me, Mr. Cornhole.

I'm here to help.

 

[islandman]

Bringing the thread back on-topic, I wonder if Pointless plays cornhole.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'm here to help.

Yeah, excuse the fuck out of me, Mr. Cornhole.

Get a fucking room already.

 

[islandman]

Get a fucking room already.

Go blow Pointless.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hold the mayo.

 

[IndieSnob]

Go blow Pointless.

Only if he finds his cigarette case.

I only smoke cock when I need a smoke bad.

 

[IndieSnob]

Hold the mayo.

Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

Sorry, I had to do it.

 

[islandman]

Only if he finds his cigarette case.

I only smoke cock when I need a smoke bad.

Who still carries around a cig case nowadays?

 

[IndieSnob]

Who still carries around a cig case nowadays?

No one.

That's why I wonder why someone would steal it in the first place.

 

[CaudaLinea]

Can someone please explain the fundamental rules of cornholing? Thank you in advance.