Six Ways to Make People Like You

[Whornado]

1. Become genuinely interested in other people.

YOU PEOPLE ARE GREAT!

2. Smile.

THAT'S ME, SMILING.

3. Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.

HEAR THAT WHITE NOISE? IT WAS ME SAYING ALL YOUR NAMES AT ONCE.

4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.

TELL ME WHAT HURTS.

5. Talk in terms of the other person's interest.

SEX...FOOD...MOVIES...MUSIC...

6. Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.

NO ONE POSTS BETTER THAN YOU!

 

[KRCummings]

Shut the fuck up, idiot.

 

[Whornado]

Shut the fuck up, idiot.

That was very honest of you.

 

[RoryN]

One way to make people on the GB hate you, forever:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=805990

 

[islandman]

7. Have a really massive penis.

8. Have a lot of money with which to get a really massive penis.

 

[LillyO]

7. Have a really massive penis.

8. Have a lot of money with which to get a really massive penis.

Having a massive penis will get guys to like you?

 

[islandman]

9. Always sport a pocket-square.

 

[Whornado]

One way to make people on the GB hate you, forever:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=805990

I accept that.

 

[islandman]

Having a massive penis will get guys to like you?

At the very least some guys will like you.

 

[misssmartypants]

7. Have a really massive penis.

8. Have a lot of money with which to get a really massive penis.

7. I only borrow them, I don't own one. I prefer this arrangement.

8. ^see above^

 

[islandman]

7. I only borrow them, I don't own one. I prefer this arrangement.

8. ^see above^

Rent, don't own...

Makes fiscal sense to me.

 

[Whornado]

7. Have a really massive penis.

8. Have a lot of money with which to get a really massive penis.

It's really quite thw opposite with vaginas.

 

[islandman]

It's really quite thw opposite with vaginas.

Really tiny vaginas?

Who would want that?

 

[MonaLittle]

Really tiny vaginas?

Who would want that?

Someone with tiny cock?

Poor tiny cocked ppl

 

[islandman]

Someone with tiny cock?

Poor tiny cocked ppl

No need to be a size queen.

Tiny cocks need love too, Ms. Mona.

Tsk, tsk.

 

[IndieSnob]

Really tiny vaginas?

Who would want that?

Great.

Now I have tiny vaginas in my head to the tune of Tiny Bubbles.

Thanks for the earworm, douchebag.

 

[islandman]

Great.

Now I have tiny vaginas in my head to the tune of Tiny Bubbles.

Thanks for the earworm, douchebag.

You have a weak mind.

 

[MonaLittle]

No need to be a size queen.

Tiny cocks need love too, Ms. Mona.

Tsk, tsk.

To me it's all about quality...not size
Really!!

 

[islandman]

To me it's all about quantity...not size
Really!!

Oh.




.......

 

[CaudaLinea]

Great.

Now I have tiny vaginas in my head to the tune of Tiny Bubbles.

Thanks for the earworm, douchebag.

In my head, Kim and Thurston are playing Tiny Vaginas in 3/4 time signature. My mind is complicated.

 

[LillyO]

Tiny vaginas
In the wine
Make me happy
Make me feel fine

Tiny vaginas
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna
Love you till the end of time


So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me


So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss
That will not fade away

Great.

Now I have tiny vaginas in my head to the tune of Tiny Bubbles.

Thanks for the earworm, douchebag.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am seeing vaginas with wine bottle and pipe wrenches hanging out of them.

Maybe a Barbie or two.

 

[islandman]

Poor Indie is going to pop a vein.

 

[IndieSnob]

Gang up on Indie day #3409809.

I understand. Really, I do.

 

[CaudaLinea]

I am seeing vaginas with wine bottle and pipe wrenches hanging out of them.

Maybe a Barbie or two.

+ an octopus.