Crazy weekend of lost cherries

[naughtycakes]

This weekend I knocked off a few things from my bucket list. Most of the options forthcoming in the poll (wait for it) are true. Which do you believe? Vote for all the things you think I really did this weekend that I'd never done before.

 

[CaudaLinea]

I did not see ceviche eating contest or dolf as an option! So I voted for everything. Sounds like your weekend was far superior to mine.

 

[Saint Peter]

I always lick pussy at 100 miles per hour.

 

[Saint Peter]

Unless I am doing it really slow with a finger in your butthole or something.

 

[naughtycakes]

I did not see ceviche eating contest or dolf as an option! So I voted for everything. Sounds like your weekend was far superior to mine.

Haha, parts of it felt like ceviche eating contest

Most of it is true.

 

[naughtycakes]

I always lick pussy at 100 miles per hour.

Vroom vroom!

 

[naughtycakes]

Unless I am doing it really slow with a finger in your butthole or something.

See, I knew there was something missing...no fingers in my butthole

 

[chillywilly2]

At 100 mph my butthole is too tight to ram a spike in with a 10lb hammer so there ain't no way you're getting a finger in there...I voted for the 3 I actually thought possible/probable

 

[naughtycakes]

At 100 mph my butthole is too tight to ram a spike in with a 10lb hammer so there ain't no way you're getting a finger in there...I voted for the 3 I actually thought possible/probable

True, but I never claimed all these things happened at once. My weekend started Thursday night and I actually left a few things off.

But now I'm gonna have to vote to see who voted for what...I'll pick three things that are true so as not to give it away.

 

[neci]

i like this game.

 

[naughtycakes]

i like this game.

Well so far, Sin & Roscoton are winning, but only because they played the odds and voted for all ten options. There are at least two that are not true.

 

[neci]

Well so far, Sin & Roscoton are winning, but only because they played the odds and voted for all ten options. There are at least two that are not true.

i'm really hoping you didn't shoot up a bank or steal a sculpture. that would mean many spankings.

 

[cfuhrer]

I think this thread has promise

 

[naughtycakes]

i'm really hoping you didn't shoot up a bank or steal a sculpture. that would mean many spankings.

I never said "shot up" a bank, just that I walked in with a .9 mm in my purse. It might have been inadvertent, an oversight, like the line at the ATM was too long so I went inside, forgetting what was in my purse.

Or perhaps I went in there Bonny & Clyde style, hoping for many spankings.

 

[neci]

I never said "shot up" a bank, just that I walked in with a .9 mm in my purse. It might have been inadvertent, an oversight, like the line at the ATM was too long so I went inside, forgetting what was in my purse.

Or perhaps I went in there Bonny & Clyde style, hoping for many spankings.

you are a dangerous one, miss cakes.

*hides money in boobs*

 

[naughtycakes]

I think this thread has promise

You got four wrong

But that's pretty good.

 

[naughtycakes]

you are a dangerous one, miss cakes.

*hides money in boobs*

Sweet, that means when I go for your boobs, I'll find some money.

 

[CandiCame]

I hate you all. I need a good bacanal...

How the fuck do you spell bachanall? Neither of those are right...

 

[IndieSnob]

you are a dangerous one, miss cakes.

*hides money in boobs*

I'll be smuggling my wad of cash underneath my balls.

But that leaves the lawn gnomes unprotected. Shit!

 

[Silverlily]

I'll be smuggling my wad of cash underneath my balls.

But that leaves the lawn gnomes unprotected. Shit!

As someone in retail I'm going to have to ask you to use a wallet. Or use plastic.

Thank you.

 

[IndieSnob]

As someone in retail I'm going to have to ask you to use a wallet. Or use plastic.

Thank you.

You take all the fun out of life!

Fine, I'll smuggle the gun under my balls.

Then I can make the joke that I'm carrying around a loaded gun.

Yes, I went there. I'm not proud of myself for it, but I did it.

 

[Silverlily]

You take all the fun out of life!

Fine, I'll smuggle the gun under my balls.

Then I can make the joke that I'm carrying around a loaded gun.

Yes, I went there. I'm not proud of myself for it, but I did it.

Well done.


Just remember the difference between your gun and your Mace.

 

[naughtycakes]

You take all the fun out of life!

Fine, I'll smuggle the gun under my balls.

Then I can make the joke that I'm carrying around a loaded gun.

Yes, I went there. I'm not proud of myself for it, but I did it.

The gun was not loaded and both clips were empty. In the poll option, I mean.

There mighta also been some herb in a dugout in my purse.

In other news, I'm about to make soup.

 

[Saint Peter]

What kind of soup?

 

[IndieSnob]

What kind of soup?

Bucket List soup.

Duh!