Bert Notorius
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Sometimes I wonder if they're more trouble than they're worth, and that genie just won't ever go back in the bottle.
multi-orgasmic women
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Do what now?
Bert Notorius
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Multiorgasmic women are the least of your problems.
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If they're multi orgasmic Mistress's then yes... I agree....We would we more trouble than we're worth....but our wetness pussies will keep a cock nice and lubricated....and hours of sex is fun....
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Duly noted- I just didn't understand the OP. It's like... I know those words, it's just the order in which they're arranged makes no sense to me. Is it one of those things like you wonder when to stop? I've always wondered that about Lesbians- where women have multiple orgasms, when do you know it's over? I mean, when I'm with a chick, it's generally when I keep hearing, "Stop that, I'm sore!" so I guess that still works.
*Feels like a giant ass*
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I was stuck on the hours of sex part.
Bert Notorius
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It's kinda like falling into a vat of Hershey's syrup. From the outside it sounds like something wonderful.
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¿por qué no?
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That does sound awesome!
I always wanted to kill someone by throwing them into a swimming pool filled with jello. You couldn't get out- there's no way. You can't swim through jello- it just breaks up. You could MAYBE walk to the side and try to climb out, but you'd have a hell of a time, and you'd have to hold your breath the whole way. And it would be awesome, because at first, they'd be like, "Pool of jello? This is stupid." Then they'd be like, "oh shit oh shit oh shit!!"
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maybe she's a multiple faker bro!
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Mmm.... Multiple orgasmic women, chafing and jello.
This thread sounds like fun.
But not sure it's worth it.
Oh, it's so totally worth it.
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Haha!
You rock.
Jello shots.
That's all I have to add.
Ps. To those who question; multiples are possible and btw are quite awesome.
To those who fake it; gtfo!
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Bert Notorius
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Or they're possible but they don't grow on trees.
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I wonder how many times I've been faked... I've never been with a chick who didn't have multiples...
But I love to eat pussy, so that may be why. I think I have an oral fixation. Now that I'm not choking, I chew on things. I chew on things that I probably shouldn't chew on- pens, pencils, paint brushes, my nails...
But yeah, the fake thing... It probably wouldn't be that hard to tense your muscles and moan and shit.
Omnomnom
But I love to eat pussy, so that may be why. I think I have an oral fixation. Now that I'm not choking, I chew on things. I chew on things that I probably shouldn't chew on- pens, pencils, paint brushes, my nails...
But yeah, the fake thing... It probably wouldn't be that hard to tense your muscles and moan and shit.
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Bert, your thread reminded me of our first time together.
Remember in San Quentin when they handed out "liquid pump bottle soap" in the late 1980's?
We took a shower and experienced it.
Don't you remember?
It was wonderful.
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this screen name.
Bert Notorius
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Are you ever just disappointed with one?
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No. I'm never disappointed with orgasms, that would be silly.
Bert Notorius
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Yeah, that's what I've been told. Women don't understand men I guess.
Ever seen a dog jump through hoops to please its master?
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Eh, I think women understand men just fine, we like to keep you on your toes though so you're never really sure if you've done enough. That way you will just continue to try.
