I am not fond of these holiday weekends.

[Wings]

No one is around. People must be spending "family time" and doing "things" away from the board. This is not acceptable.

 

[Minalick]

Hear, hear....
I second the sentiment.

 

[Farrah]

No one is around. People must be spending "family time" and doing "things" away from the board. This is not acceptable.

What is wrong with people? It's inconsiderate to leave us alone here, really.

 

[Wings]

I don't know but I'm wide awake and hyper.

 

[Farrah]

Thank you for not quoting my post before I had time to edit.

I need food. I'm so totally loopy.

 

[Wings]

I keep forgetting that I have this show I'm watching DVR'd so I could fast foward through the commercials. Plus I'm hungry too. I didn't mean to make this in to me bitching about things thread. Like, you know, every other post I make on here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I have the go-to house. I'll be up to my ass crack in hungry relatives getting drunk on cheap wine.

 

[neci]

come sunday, just consider me drunk. tomorrow we need to make shit loads of those sparkle eggs. i'm adding flour and glitter. no one will see it coming.

 

[Wings]

What are you making? What's the menu? And what kind of wine? I need to hit the wine shop tomorrow. I don't have people coming over but I'd like to drink a lot of wine anyway.

 

[Wings]

I don't know what sparkle eggs are. Am I cheating my kids out of something?

 

[clutch1]

Sparkle eggs are clean balls.
Leave the kids out of this.

 

[Bert Notorius]

What are you making? What's the menu? And what kind of wine? I need to hit the wine shop tomorrow. I don't have people coming over but I'd like to drink a lot of wine anyway.

Ham. Someone is bringing wine...legal deniability.

 

[Wings]

Sparkle eggs are clean balls.
Leave the kids out of this.

She uses flour and glitter to clean balls? No wonder Manu is running scared.

 

[Wings]

Ham. Someone is bringing wine...legal deniability.

Ok, so I'm a veg but I make the best ham (according to my family and friends) do you do the pineapple, brown sugar basting?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Ok, so I'm a veg but I make the best ham (according to my family and friends) do you do the pineapple, brown sugar basting?

I think we're keeping it simple this year but we have. Someone is coming for her first Easter, so the food will be secondary.

 

[clutch1]

She uses flour and glitter to clean balls? No wonder Manu is running scared.

She uses bleached flour. But that can make them too doughy.

 

[Wings]

I think we're keeping it simple this year but we have. Someone is coming for her first Easter, so the food will be secondary.

Awwwww, that's great!

 

[Wings]

She uses bleached flour. But that can make them too doughy.

Just beware poking them in the stomach. Or something.

 

[clutch1]

Just beware poking them in the stomach. Or something.

What kind of pillsbury are you on?

 

[Wings]

What kind of pillsbury are you on?

I do live in the land of General Mills.

 

[neci]

hollow out your raw eggs by poking a hole in it. if you are fancy, make edible shit.

once the egg inside is dried, fill with equal parts flour and glitter.

use wet squares of colored tissue tissue paper to seal egg hole.

hide with other easter eggs during the hunt. when found, they are cracked over heads.

 

[clutch1]

I do live in the land of General Mills.

I'm in the land of toxic waste spills. I have to go clean my balls with flour now.

 

[Wings]

hollow out your raw eggs by poking a hole in it. if you are fancy, make edible shit.

once the egg inside is dried, fill with equal parts flour and glitter.

use wet squares of colored tissue tissue paper to seal egg hole.

hide with other easter eggs during the hunt. when found, they are cracked over heads.

That is very cool! Thank you for sharing.

 

[Wings]

I'm in the land of toxic waste spills. I have to go clean my balls with flour now.

Always season your flour.

However, I should mention it's also the land of Spam. I would wash my balls if I had them.

 

[neci]

That is very cool! Thank you for sharing.

you're welcome!
they're an easter tradition in the family. sometimes it becomes all out war. no one is safe. even granny.