My Big Fat Greek Diner Embarrassing Story

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IndieSnob

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Indiesnob being a big dork story #3490808.

Went to pick up my breakfast from the Greek diner. When I first moved to Seattle in 2000 I was but a young 23 year old pup. I grew up in a larger city, that wasn't a city.

Young Indiesnob rented out a room in a big house that consisted of people who cooked nasty smelling fish in the house and couldn't be bothered to take remains of said fish straight to the garbage outside. So Indiesnob would walk to the Ave. and eat the Greek diner.

Indie quickly grew fond of the whole staff. The younger girls flirted with him innocently and made him feel neato. The older Greek ladies treated him like part of the family.

So I go there today for my breakfast. One of the ladies who I had a big crush on from years ago was there. She hasn't worked there in years but was there to visit. She was probably in her early 30s when I first started going there. She's aged quite well. She saw me and got right up and gave me a big hug.

Suddenly she starts laughing and turns away from me. I start wondering why she's laughing. Am I still sporting the morning wood this new medication gives me? Do I smell off? I shouldn't because I took a shower.

Turns out I had a sock that was stuck to the back of my shirt, and for some unknown reason (wait, the reason is because I'm a dork) I never noticed it. There she was holding it in her hand and just laughing and laughing. I started to blush because I felt like such a goober. She smiled, patted me on the shoulder and gave me my sock back.

YES THE SOCK WAS CLEAN BEFORE ANYONE TURNS THIS STORY DIRTY! It obviously stuck to my shirt in the drawer, but how the hell I managed to put on my shirt without noticing it, again, I don't have the exact scientific answer.

I don't mind bringing up my embarrassing moments for a good laugh.

Oh, and you're all welcome for the awesome story.
 
I don't segregate my clothing by type, you racist piece of shit!
 
Get Bounce..

and you take Viagra to help you sleep?
 
I like static. It makes me feel alive. Electric!

Indie is still a young pup. He doesn't need viagra.
 
no harm done, indie, 'cept maybe a smidge to your self-esteem :) bless your li'l cot... oh, wait, was it cotton? :D
 
no harm done, indie, 'cept maybe a smidge to your self-esteem :) bless your li'l cot... oh, wait, was it cotton? :D

I was about to ask another Brit for translation, but now I realize cot was shorted for cottoned.

You can stick a sock to my shirt and I'll never be the wiser, but I won't be confused by your language.


Fool my sock on my shirt once, shame on me, fool my sock on my shirt twice, shame on George W!
 
I once got home from the grocery store to discover a pair of panties stuck to the inside of my pants leg. No idea how I didn't feel it or why they didn't fall out while I was in the store, but I will forever be grateful.
 
I once got home from the grocery store to discover a pair of panties stuck to the inside of my pants leg. No idea how I didn't feel it or why they didn't fall out while I was in the store, but I will forever be grateful.
^^same.

The pants I'm wearing "today" are as often as not the pants I wore "yesterday." Once I got home from a day in the real world, walked in the door, and yesterday's underwear fell out of the bottom of my pants.
 
I never had the sock or panty thing happen...but I did have a threadbare type of jeans on one day and when I bent over to get something on the bottom shelf, they ripped right under my ass cheek.
 
Get Bounce..

and you take Viagra to help you sleep?

Silly girl has never heard of "Morning Wood", one of the great things about bein' a manly man? ;)

I never had the sock or panty thing happen...but I did have a threadbare type of jeans on one day and when I bent over to get something on the bottom shelf, they ripped right under my ass cheek.

Pfft...At my WEDDING, I was on one knee getting ready to remove my blushin' bride's garter. Our Froot Loop wedding photographer was very fussy..."turn your right leg out, turn your ankle in, rotate 20 degrees in my direction"...then riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip....my tuxedo trousers split in front of 300+ people.. :cool:

Thank GOD this was in the pre-cell phone age, or I'd have been a YouTube viral sensation. ;)
 
I used to be a manager in a restaurant and the amount of ladies I had to quietly point out after they had walked out of the toilets that they had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe, their skirt was tucked up at the back in their underwear or that the clothing store tags were hanging out was really funny. Some would get quite irate when I pointed it out to them.
 
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