Russia helps Iran develop its space exploration program

[Karen Kraft]

[ humor ]

All this time people have been presuming that, with Russian help, the theocratic regime oppressing Iran was building a bomb to attack its neighbors and others. Nope! The real purpose of all this fissile activity is to develop the Iranian out space exploration program. Dying to go to Uranus, the Mullahs realized that their old Persian II rockets weren't going to be sufficient, so they got the Russians to help them develop nuclear space vehicles.

See it now; see it here:

http://rt.com/news/space-nuclear-engine-propulsion-120/

What?

Oh.

Nevermind.....

 

[Disgustipated]

[ humor ]

We all agree, Ken. You humor the fuck out of us!

 

[Fuckette]

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[unregistered]

 

[off2bed]

"Last month, the Russian Federal Space Agency released its ambitious scheme to explore our solar system in the coming years. Entitled Space Development Strategies up to 2030, Russia aims to send probes to Mars, Jupiter, and Venus, as well as establish a series of bases on the moon."

Um, the USA did that 30 years ago. And we've "planned" moon bases at least as long as we've had a space program.

 

[Peregrinator]

"Last month, the Russian Federal Space Agency released its ambitious scheme to explore our solar system in the coming years. Entitled Space Development Strategies up to 2030, Russia aims to send probes to Mars, Jupiter, and Venus, as well as establish a series of bases on the moon."

Um, the USA did that 30 years ago. And we've "planned" moon bases at least as long as we've had a space program.

Ahahahahahaha!

 

[off2bed]

Ahahahahahaha!

Go probe Uranus.

 

[Saint Peter]

So what happens if all that nuclear fuel explodes 20,000 feet up? What about 50,000 feet?

I hope they have their shit together when they launch.

 

[garbage can]

Somehow I can't see an Iranian space program.

How many stones do they have to carry, in case a stoning is required for women involved in extracurricular fucking....

 

[semen4her]

How's the penis, Ken?

Still trying to revive your karen alt I see.

Good luck, Ken.

 

[semen4her]

Somehow I can't see an Iranian space program.

How many stones do they have to carry, in case a stoning is required for women involved in extracurricular fucking....

Yes, there are no rocks in space.

 

[Peregrinator]

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[Disgustipated]

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