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I think I just graduated from the university. At least I got an email saying that I can come pick up the diploma whenever I find the time.

Well, there's still the other degree, so I'm not all done just yet.
 
I was drug from sleep this morning by the sound of someone pounding on something metallic.

I feared for the safety of my vehicle. Luckily the something metallic was not my vehicle.

I miss my half mile long driveway and knowing that if someone was there they either belonged there or they were lost and didn't hang around long.

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is NOT where I'd rather stay.
I do NOT get allergic smelling hay.
I do NOT adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling you can keep your Park Avenue.
 
seela said:
I think I just graduated from the university. At least I got an email saying that I can come pick up the diploma whenever I find the time.

Well, there's still the other degree, so I'm not all done just yet.
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That's great! Congratulations!
 
My girl's mother is truly pissing me the fuck off. She is the precise REASON why I disassociate myself with so called Christians and their particular brand of Jesus...
 
HottieMama said:
My girl's mother is truly pissing me the fuck off. She is the precise REASON why I disassociate myself with so called Christians and their particular brand of Jesus...
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Those so-called Christians are not Christians at all they are bigoted ignorant idiots :mad: I am sorry you and she are having to put up with this :rose:
 
well, I'm going to get my ass chewed at some point. MAybe I'll get lucky and they'll forget to do it when I get back from vacation.

Exhausted. Still need to pack, and if the rest of the week goes like today I'll be screwed. Well, I guess I have all day saturday since I don't go in until late.

a little less than 5 days now.
 
May I never have to look at another grant application again. Let alone fill one out.

*shudders*
 
I got contacted on Fetlife by somebody who visits Tokyo frequently and wants to have a drink and see where it goes from there. I said okay. :eek:
 
Boy needs to learn to take communication as communication, not criticism. I was telling him how I tolerate hitting, grabbing, etc... a lot better if he warms up the level instead of just going smack smack SMACK SMACK SMACK. he's all "I'm sorry, if you don't like it won't do it, blah blah blah"

*facedesk* NO DO IT. Just slow down a bit. Yeesh I'm not going anywhere. Except when all of a sudden you're wailing on me, then fuck yes I'm going to squirm away.

We are learning still. Difference is that I poke around here and learn from you guys and he mostly...doesn't at all. It's not a problem since we can talk about it, but it's definitely a little frustrating :p
 
bhndblueyes88 said:
Boy needs to learn to take communication as communication, not criticism. I was telling him how I tolerate hitting, grabbing, etc... a lot better if he warms up the level instead of just going smack smack SMACK SMACK SMACK. he's all "I'm sorry, if you don't like it won't do it, blah blah blah"

*facedesk* NO DO IT. Just slow down a bit. Yeesh I'm not going anywhere. Except when all of a sudden you're wailing on me, then fuck yes I'm going to squirm away.

We are learning still. Difference is that I poke around here and learn from you guys and he mostly...doesn't at all. It's not a problem since we can talk about it, but it's definitely a little frustrating :p
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There are levels? :confused:


Just kidding, of course. :p
 
On Monday I had to take a long, several hour journey to save m god-daughters fuckbuddy and his children, who were stranded because the clutch on his car went out. It was a long trip, and frustrating on the way back because, for some ungodly, stupid reason, no one had brought the kids (ages 4 and 6) ANYTHING to do. But that's beside the point.

My goddaughter has been experimenting with BDSM with her fuckbuddy. At one point he said something about some of the bruises on her, like he was explaining it to me. :rolleyes: I was just all 'there is nothing you can do that I haven't read about', and left it at that, because my goddaughter doesn't want to know those things about me.
 
It is remarkable to watch the world around me be nudged awake by the sun beams gentle touch. The seemingly silent queues and complex yet fluid choreography setting the stage for something full of possibilities and for fleting moments...perfection. How amazing is it that the universe worked together all night to bring to life such a fine work. I can't wait to see what happens next in this never been seen before and will never happen again brand new day.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
It is remarkable to watch the world around me be nudged awake by the sun beams gentle touch. The seemingly silent queues and complex yet fluid choreography setting the stage for something full of possibilities and for fleting moments...perfection. How amazing is it that the universe worked together all night to bring to life such a fine work. I can't wait to see what happens next in this never been seen before and will never happen again brand new day.
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Sounds like you were up all night getting high. ;)
 
seela said:
Good Lord I'm mortified. I never imagined it being that embarrassing.
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Everybody does it.
If someone heard just say 'excuse me' and keep walking.:D

I'm sorry, but it was just too funny to not say.:rose:
 
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