Be upfront with your dates

( I do not know what half that shit is)



AC/DC - Bisexual
AGATE - A small penis
AKA - Also Known As
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor
ANALINGUS - Kissing, licking and penetration of the anus by the tongue (aka= Asian, Rimming)
ANUS - The opening of the rectum
AROUND THE WORLD - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex
ASS - The buttocks
ASSHOLE - The anus
ATF - All Time Favorite
AUTO-SADISM - An act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself
AUXILIARY INTERCOURSE - Sexual climax achieved by moving the
erect penis back and forth in the armpit

BACK SCUTTLE - Perform anal intercourse (aka Backdoor or Greek)
BAG - The scrotum
BACK YARD - The buttocks
BALLS - The testicles
BBBJ - BARE BACK BLOW JOB - oral sex with out a condom (aka French without)
BBBJTC - BARE BACK BLOW JOB TO COMPLETION - see above
BOY FRIEND EXPERIENCE (BFE) - A client who treats the provider more
like a date. This is a more intimate session with talking, kissing,
lots of touching, fondling, mutual pleasure and this is best achieved
during a two more hour session.
BI-SEXUAL - One who enjoys both sexes
BLIND - An uncircumcised penis
BLOW - To perform oral intercourse
BLOW JOB (BJ) - The act of oral intercourse
BLUE BALLS - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm
BLUE MOVIES - Porno movies
BOOBS - Female breast
BONKERS - Female breast
BRONCO - Young male who is difficult to restrain during intercourse
BUNS - The buttocks

CAN - The buttocks
CANDY MAKER - A woman who masturbates a male and swallows the
ejaculated semen
CIRCUMCISION - When foreskin of the penis is surgically removed
CIM - Cum in Mouth
CID - Cum in Deep (Bareback)
CLAP - Gonorrhea or other venereal disease
CLIMAX - To reach the high point of sexual activity. Usually refers
to male ejaculation
CLIT - The clitoris
CLITORIS - Female genitalia
COCK - The penis
COCKTEASER - One who sexually stimulates a male but does not
carry on to actual sexual relations
COLD - Does not respond to sexual stimulation
COME - To achieve sexual orgasm
CONDOM - Rubber sheath worn on the penis
CORONA- Rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of penis
COWGIRL - Girl On Top
CRABS - Lice which infect the pubic area of the body
CRUISE - The hunt for a sex partner
CUNNILINGUS - Stimulating a woman's genitals with your mouth
(aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)
CUM - Semen
CUNT - The vagina

DAISY CHAIN - A group sex activity in which there is a linking of
several people by oral connections
DATY - Dining At The Y (Stimulating a woman's genitals with your mouth (aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)
DFK - Deep French Kissing
DERRIERE - The buttocks
DICK - The penis
DIDDLE - To perform masturbation
DOG - An unattractive person
Doggie Style - Sexual position used by canines - male is behind female
and pushes penis into vagina
DONG - The penis
DOSE - Gonorrhea or other venereal disease
DRY FUCK - Moving against on another, clothed. To
simulate intercourse

EAT - To perform oral intercourse
EJACULATION - Discharge of cum from the penis during sexual climax
ERECTION - The sexual aroused state caused by a rush of
blood into the veins and capillaries of the penis
EXHIBITIONIST - A person who derives sexual gratification by
displaying his body to others

FAMILY JEWELS - The testicles
FELLATIO - To kiss, nibble, lick or suck the penis (aka blow Job, oral sex)
FETISH - An object or part of the body which is normally considered non-sexual but which arouses erotic feelings such as leather, rubber, fair, feet, panties, etc.
FISTING - Inserting your entire hand into your partner's vagina or anus
FLAGELLATION - Beating or whipping to sexual orgasm
FMP - Fuck Me Pumps [ High Heels ]
FRENCH - To perform oral intercourse
FRENCH KISSING - deep kissing on the mouth and with the tongue
FULL BODY SENSUAL MASSAGE (FBSM) - Massage and hand job
FULL HOUSE - Having more than one venereal disease at the same time
FULL SERVICE (F/S) - Sexual Intercourse

GANG BANG - Group sex where one is fucked consecutively by many
GENITALS - The human reproductive organs
GET IT UP - To achieve an erect penis
GET SOME - To attain sexual intercourse with someone
GET YOUR ROCKS OFF - To ejaculate
GIVE HEAD - To perform oral intercourse
GO DOWN ON - To perform oral intercourse
GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE (GFE) - Everyone has a different interpretation of this term but in general, a GFE is a more intimate session provided by an escort. She usually allows french kissing, touching, looks deeply in your eyes. The blow job is usually without a condom, she does not rush or watch the clock. She is friendly, sweet, accommodating and a good conversationalist. This escort is more like a date/girl friend.
GOLDEN SHOWER - One person urinates on another for sexual pleasure
GOOSE - Press a finger into the cleavage of the buttocks
GREEK - To perform anal intercourse
GROPE - To handle another's genitals
G-STRING - A small brief worn over the genitals

Half & Half - This is both oral sex and intercourse
HAND JOB (HJ)- When one partner uses their hands to masturbate another person
HARD ON - An erect penis
HARD UP - Lack of sexual activity and need for a sex partner
HETROSEXUAL - One who desires sex only with the opposite sex
HORNY - Desire and need to have sex
HORSE AROUND - To explore sexually without engaging in intercourse
HOT PANTS - Sexually aroused
HUNG - To describe the size of a large penis

Incall - You the client go to the provider's location
IMPOTENT - Unable to engage in sexual intercourse

JACK OFF - To masturbate
JERK OFF - To masturbate
JOHN - One who financially supports another for sex favors

KICKS - Sexual thrills

LACE CURTAINS - The foreskin of the penis
LAY - To perform sexual intercourse
LE - Law Enforcement
LIBIDO - Sexual appetite
LOAD - The fluid from an ejaculation

MAKE OUT - To succeed sexually
MASOCHISM - Where sexual gratification is achieved by pain
MASTURBATION - Manual manipulation of genitals
MATINEE - A sex session in the afternoon
MISSIONARY - The male is on top during intercourse
MUTUAL MASTURBATION - Where partners manipulate each other's genitals
MULTIPLE RINGS OF THE BELL - More than one orgasm in the allotted time

NARCISSISM - One who is stimulated by one's own body
NECK - To embrace, kiss and fondle
NUTS - The testicles

OLD DIRT ROAD - Using the anus for intercourse
ONE WAY - Will perform only one type of sexual activity
ORGASM - The peak of sensation during sexual activity
OUTCALL - The provider comes to your location

PEARL DIVER - One who performs oral sex on the penis
PEARL NECKLACE - Ejaculate on breasts
PECKER - The penis
PEDERASTY - Insertion of the penis into the anus
PEEPING TOM - A voyeur
PENIS - The male sex organ
PERVERT - One who receives sexual gratification from kinky sex acts
PETER - The penis
PHALLUS - The penis
PISS HARD ON - An erect penis caused by the need to urinate
POKE - To engage in sexual intercourse
PRE- CUM JUICE - Natural lubrication which is released from the penis
PPEC- Personal Professional Escort Companion Escorts who operate with high professional standards, practice safe habits and stimulate a clients mind, soul and body.
PROSTATE - Glands located at the base of urethra which eject semen
PT - A prick teaser
PUSSY - Vagina

QUICKIE - A very brief sex act

RECTUM - The tube between the colon and the anus
RIM - To use the tongue on the anus
ROD - The penis
RUBBER - A condom
RUSSIAN - (aka titty fuck) Penis between breasts
SCREENING-(AKA-Verification/Verified )- A Professional screening service pre-screens clients (aka-hobbyists-mongers-johns-punters etc) background information by a variety of sophisticated methods to ensure that they are indeed who they say they are and establishing their true identity as a potential client rather than L.E. (law enforcement) on your behalf BEFORE you meet. This usually includes-but not limited to-running their applicant IP, e-mail address, "screen name", "real name' and phone number through the various "BANNED LISTS " (AKA Bad Client Lists or Blacklists", running the information that a Professional Screening Service has access to-through the known sex offender databases as well as the local public news outlets online for possible previous arrests or charges or suspects in some previous legal case as well as a variety of other procedures to protect you from cops, stings or mentally unstable stalkers. Don't screen? Go To Jail. Don't protect yourself? Get Hurt.
SADISM - Sexual stimulation associated with the desire to inflict pain,
physical or mental on another
SADOMASOCHISM - Both sadism and masochism existing in the same person
SCORE - To achieve sexual intercourse
SEMEN - The fluid produced during ejaculation of the male
SHOOT - To achieve orgasm and "shoot their load", or ejaculate openly
SIXTY-NINE - Genital oral intercourse performed by both partners simultaneously
SODOMY - The insertion of the penis into the anus
SPERM - The fluid that erupts from the penis during ejaculation
STALLION - A male who possesses a very large penis
STRAIGHT - A heterosexual
SUCK OFF - To perform oral intercourse on the penis
SWITCH HITTER - A bi-sexual
TESTICLES - The male reproductive glands
TRICK - A sex partner
TPEC - Total Package Escort Companion - Escorts who operate with high professional standards, practice safe sex habits and stimulate a clients mind, soul and body.
VACUUM CLEANER - One who applies great suction during oral sex
VAGINA - Orifice of female sex organs
VERSATILE - Bi-sexual
VOYEUR - One who gains sexual satisfaction from watching others undressing or engaged in sexual acts
WATER SPORTS - Sex play involving urine. (aka piss play or Golden Shower)
WHAM BAM - Rapid and hurried sexual activity
WIENER - The penis
WORK OFF - To masturbate
Your Mileage May Vary (YMMV) - Providers may do certain things with one client but not with another. Also, what you expect from a provider may be different to that of another client.
 
I give you this - you have excellent taste. So at the risk of getting ragged on as a noob .... what is the "in call" - "out call" thing?

And do you need a reference from a current client?

I've heard... in call means you go to her, out call she comes to you.
 
One question some of my dates seem to have trouble answering: what kind of music they like. I figured out it's because they don't want to say. I've found a way around it...

Me: "So, what kind of music do you like?"

Her: "Oh, all kinds, really. I've got all sorts of stuff on my iPod." [Not really an answer to the question.] "What kind do you like?"

Me: "All kinds. I listen to classical when the mood is right, punk (same thing - mood), lots of classic rock, a fair amount of present-day rock, R&B here and there, a scant few rap artists, jazz - especially live. Techno and trance are fine if I'm at a club; metal if I'm with friends who like metal."

Her: "Wow. Cool, cool." [Silence.]

...and there's your answer. She likes country music.
 
One question some of my dates seem to have trouble answering: what kind of music they like. I figured out it's because they don't want to say. I've found a way around it...

Me: "So, what kind of music do you like?"

Her: "Oh, all kinds, really. I've got all sorts of stuff on my iPod." [Not really an answer to the question.] "What kind do you like?"

Me: "All kinds. I listen to classical when the mood is right, punk (same thing - mood), lots http://forum.literotica.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=40390740of classic rock, a fair amount of present-day rock, R&B here and there, a scant few rap artists, jazz - especially live. Techno and trance are fine if I'm at a club; metal if I'm with friends who like metal."

Her: "Wow. Cool, cool." [Silence.]

...and there's your answer. She likes country music.

Uhm. They are being nice. Etiquette prevails in this case on the woman's behalf. Women can feel free to correct me if I am wrong.
 
Do yourself a favor, and stick to the level of English you're familiar with.

Do your own self a favor and stick with what you truly know. Anyone with any common sense knows we dislike each other. You hate anyone who unwittingly insults your distorted POV in life, specifically if it is directed at anyone you have no knowledge of, but take it as a personal insult. I dislike dung....DUNG would be you.

Care to dance RoryN? Normally, I am not inclined to do so. Tonight, however, I am fully prepared. I have been kind in avoiding this so far. How far are you willing to go tonight?
 
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