Be upfront with your dates

[BoyNextDoor]

Like these two - if it were only this easy!

 

[piccicatopolka]

And here I'm worried about the whole age thing. My cut off is 'must be over 35' but I've been going under that a bit lately.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It is that easy! I love it!

 

[blunt_trauma]

i met my last two bfs through ads i posted on dating sites.

pretty much my ad read,

i want to get married and breed. i'd quite like to be a housewife, even though i'm rubbish at cleaning, but you could always spank me if that helps.

...ok, so this wasn't actually what i was looking for at all. it was tongue in cheek. but i read all the other ads, women describing themselves a certain way, claiming to want certain things, and (reading between the lines) a hell of a lot of them were very loudly not saying that what they really wanted was a hubby & kids.
so i made an ad that said what they were scared to and the response was overwhelming. it seems dudes actually appreciate women coming out with that stuff.

these days i'm totally honest about where my head is at.

 

[JohnnySavage]

i met my last two bfs through ads i posted on dating sites.

pretty much my ad read,



...ok, so this wasn't actually what i was looking for at all. it was tongue in cheek. but i read all the other ads, women describing themselves a certain way, claiming to want certain things, and (reading between the lines) a hell of a lot of them were very loudly not saying that what they really wanted was a hubby & kids.
so i made an ad that said what they were scared to and the response was overwhelming. it seems dudes actually appreciate women coming out with that stuff.

these days i'm totally honest about where my head is at.

OMG!

Those are the exact same words I used in my ad! How weird is that.

 

[bronzeage]

She talks big, but I know better. She's not gonna want to leave.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

i met my last two bfs through ads i posted on dating sites.

pretty much my ad read,



...ok, so this wasn't actually what i was looking for at all. it was tongue in cheek. but i read all the other ads, women describing themselves a certain way, claiming to want certain things, and (reading between the lines) a hell of a lot of them were very loudly not saying that what they really wanted was a hubby & kids.
so i made an ad that said what they were scared to and the response was overwhelming. it seems dudes actually appreciate women coming out with that stuff.

these days i'm totally honest about where my head is at.

You should stop picking up all that rice at the church

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Anal sex for a bracelet and regular sex and 4 BJs for a nice necklace - what a bargain.

 

[Wings]

This is pretty much how I date. Or how I used to date. I don't like fancy words that cover up the real meanings during first dates. It's either, I can see this lasting a long time or, yeah if we have sex tonight it's purely because I need to get off and I'm hoping your equipment will do the trick, you don't have to call me tomorrow.

I wish I had saved what my online dating profile said because it was pure genius. I went the honest route too and it's amazing how refreshing that is to guys.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This is pretty much how I date. Or how I used to date. I don't like fancy words that cover up the real meanings during first dates. It's either, I can see this lasting a long time or, yeah if we have sex tonight it's purely because I need to get off and I'm hoping your equipment will do the trick, you don't have to call me tomorrow.

I wish I had saved what my online dating profile said because it was pure genius. I went the honest route too and it's amazon how refreshing that is to guys.

You're a pretty amazin' amazon!

 

[slave_]

I have found A LOT of guys who were 40 and over (and sometimes in their 30s) on very popular and reputable dating sites are married, looking for sex and have profiles on MANY fetish, one night stands, hook up sites, etc.

It was hysterical reading their clean cut profiles on the reputable sites and seeing their true "married and fuck anything that moves" profiles on other sites.

And yes, most of these are guys who mention they are married on hook up sites while being divorced or widowed on reputable sites.

 

[Wings]

You're a pretty amazin' amazon!

Damn you, I fixed it and you caught it anyway.

 

[Wings]

I have found A LOT of guys who were 40 and over (and sometimes in their 30s) on very popular and reputable dating sites are married, looking for sex and have profiles on MANY fetish, one night stands, hook up sites, etc.

It was hysterical reading their clean cut profiles on the reputable sites and seeing their true "married and fuck anything that moves" profiles on other sites.

And yes, most of these are guys who mention they are married on hook up sites while being divorced or widowed on reputable sites.

Did you write the same thing on another dating thread somewhere or am I just having a wicked sense of deja vu?

 

[slave_]

Did you write the same thing on another dating thread somewhere or am I just having a wicked sense of deja vu?

You are so funny! No, I didn't. This is the first and only time I wrote something like this online.

Gee, let me guess... you noticed the same thing?

 

[Wings]

You are so funny! No, I didn't. This is the first and only time I wrote something like this online.

Gee, let me guess... you noticed the same thing?

Damn right!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have found A LOT of guys who were 40 and over (and sometimes in their 30s) on very popular and reputable dating sites are married, looking for sex and have profiles on MANY fetish, one night stands, hook up sites, etc.

It was hysterical reading their clean cut profiles on the reputable sites and seeing their true "married and fuck anything that moves" profiles on other sites.

And yes, most of these are guys who mention they are married on hook up sites while being divorced or widowed on reputable sites.

"Hi! My name is Rob and I like puppies, backrubs and long walks in the park..."

 

[richard_daily]

I have found A LOT of guys who were 40 and over (and sometimes in their 30s) on very popular and reputable dating sites are married, looking for sex and have profiles on MANY fetish, one night stands, hook up sites, etc.

It was hysterical reading their clean cut profiles on the reputable sites and seeing their true "married and fuck anything that moves" profiles on other sites.

And yes, most of these are guys who mention they are married on hook up sites while being divorced or widowed on reputable sites.

Women do this too... I've met a couple of them.

 

[slave_]

Damn right!

It was so sickening! Especially the guys who had multiple profiles on each site thinking they could catch more flies with honey.

Their age varied from profile to profile including their location and proclivities. There was always something that blew their cover; usually it was pics.

 

[slave_]

Women do this too... I've met a couple of them.

I know. People are scary and I have heard many psycho stories from guys.

 

[DrGeniusWiener]

Accusing people of misrepresenting themselves here at "Lit" is like shipping cars to Detroit.

 

[slave_]

"Hi! My name is Rob and I like puppies, backrubs and long walks in the park..."

...and you do!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Now you understand why I like Escorts. A bargain is made. I get to have sex the way I want and Nobody has to worry about icky feelings or strings.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Women do this too... I've met a couple of them.

When I got divorced, I signed up with match.com.

I corresponded with 4 single women....and quickly found out that "single" meant "almost divorced" "want to be divorced" "married and seeing what's out there" and "going to get divorced once I get some money".

 

[DrGeniusWiener]

Yeah but at least you weren't corresponding with a Manga character, woodland sprite or arctic critter.

 

[slave_]

When I got divorced, I signed up with match.com.

I corresponded with 4 single women....and quickly found out that "single" meant "almost divorced" "want to be divorced" "married and seeing what's out there" and "going to get divorced once I get some money".

That was one of the 'reputable' dating sites I mentioned.