Chocolate Makes You Thinner!

[3113]

Or so says this report.

As this has not worked, so far, for me, I can only conclude that I need to consume more chocolate. It will be difficult to maintain such a rigorous diet, but, no pain, no gain. I will persevere.

Will some gent or other please pass me a box of extra dark so I can get to work on this?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*sidles down next to 3*

Here, let me help!

 

[R. Richard]

Actually, your're using the wrong kind of chocolate. Try chocolate Merabolol II, i place of a meal, combined with an exercise program and you will get thinner and more healthy.

 

[Noor]

You need really good dark chocolate. Milk chocolate doesn't work

 

[beatrice_dreams]

Did anyone promptly go out and purchase chocolate after hearing about this?

[puts hand up]

It's 70% dark, I promise!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I find ordinary Baker's Semi-sweet totally acceptable. In fact, I think I'll go have another.

 

[3113]

Did anyone promptly go out and purchase chocolate after hearing about this?

There's a new gourmet chocolate shop in my neighborhood. Now that I know they're here to help me stay slim (very thoughtful of them!), I'll be visiting them more often

 

[avrgblkgrl]

Or so says this report.

As this has not worked, so far, for me, I can only conclude that I need to consume more chocolate. It will be difficult to maintain such a rigorous diet, but, no pain, no gain. I will persevere.

Will some gent or other please pass me a box of extra dark so I can get to work on this?

I've always known that chocolate was good for you and, when ate a certain way, can cause significant weight loss. But, maybe I'm a lil'bias