I wrote this song about her because:

[Bert Notorius]

Amie

I love her, I hate her, I love her, I hate her...

Amie - Pure Prairie League - Cover by Tim and Emily


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AyfjMn-GpMw/TKcCk-PAzlI/AAAAAAAAAfU/KJhEkZxYrGA/s1600/3315960436_7ba3c79a0f.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Cecilia

She's a cheating but really funny bitch.


Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia (Cover by Tyler & RJ)


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/hppygrl420/Cheating.jpg

 

[glynndah]

Gloria

A picture of a pen hen because mine was named Gloria.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS34JF26lqwU9R-uC0DZXxMscY8bXjPGAPWIBUXNe4MD5Oz4nt_UFXKri4g

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Heres a real song for a GB woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQlZRsG9WE

 

[Bert Notorius]

Layla

I kinda like you but you have a funny name.

Eric Clapton - Layla


http://captionsplash.mylifetime.com/files/captionsplash/imagecache/cs_full_452x339/caption_photos/2009-01-02/1230921212/image.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Gloria

A picture of a pen hen because mine was named Gloria.

Did you eat her?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Heres a real song for a GB woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQlZRsG9WE

(insert name here)

I love your frugal ways.

http://giganticclub.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cheap-red-wine.jpg

 

[glynndah]

Elenore
http://www.friendburst.com/file/pic/photo/2011/01/JaneHunter-groovy-hippie-chick.gif

 

[glynndah]

Did you eat her?

She disappeared as mysteriously as she arrived.

 

[glynndah]

Suzy Q

http://bitsandgrooves.be/Thumbnails/939361659b03c4c64b044530c29a17a4.jpghttp://www.akmktlink.com/product_images/t/118/8105__83149_zoom.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Annie

I dig her because she's a one stop filling station for the senses.


Annie's song- John Denver (cover)


http://42ndblackwatch1881.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/84d0a629416e60ae_landing.jpeg

 

[Bert Notorius]

She disappeared as mysteriously as she arrived.

They do that, women.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Candida

She really infected me.

Pete MIserendino / Candida


http://userdisk.webry.biglobe.ne.jp/011/552/80/N000/000/004/123277511098516402130_article-0-023D775E00000578-782_468x513.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Mary

I'm so stoned I'm not sure you are real, so anyway, what was I saying?

Jimi Hendrix, John Mayer - Wind Cries Mary (cover by Sam Segerblom)


http://5c.img.v4.skyrock.net/5c0/weedpassion/pics/2327675199_small_1.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Lady Madonna

I needed an excuse to use breast in a lyric.

Lady Madonna - Beatles Cover by nevernous.


http://213.243.34.220/Mailbox/MailFoto/051Bu_Ha91903_01.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Brandy

A man can't spend all his time at sea.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Brandy


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3KvjyHSjCoY/S8ZoxplykPI/AAAAAAAAC9M/WOtU5hZebiU/s1600/28+A+Girl+in+Every+Port+01.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Maggie May

You stole my heart and now I have no heart to speak of.

The Pogues-- Maggie may (Rod Stewart)


http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0//52/207/52207655_You_Stole_My_Heart_by_XactoInTheBox.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Jane

Coffee black is so mundane.

Sweet Jane (Velvet Underground Cover)


http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16600000/Sweet-Coffee-coffee-16656140-498-375.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Roxanne

She reminds me of mom.

George Anthony - Roxanne Police Cover


http://www.luckydeal.co.il/data/manager/002_1328.jpg

 

[Farrah]

This thread needs some Mandy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK8-gZVkYsk

 

[Bert Notorius]

This thread needs some Mandy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK8-gZVkYsk

That song always takes me to a dorm room.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Michele

...record sales in France have been slumping.

Michelle Beatles Cover


http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3232/3098288756_768ece49be_z.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Judy (the blue eyed one)

...she makes it hard.

SUITE: JUDY BLUE EYES by Crosby, Stills and Nash- cover


http://www.nuistres.ro/images/upload/hot-sexy-banana-791.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Maria Elena

http://www.fabricandart.com/web_images/fabrics/cotton_prints/11_4_las_senoritas.jpg

I wish I knew someone as pretty as the song.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Maria Elena

I wish I knew someone as pretty as the song.

And in other news President Emilio Portes Gil is still dead.