Coupling

[Felix_Jones]

It baffles me how people actually get together sometimes. I know it's the most common thing in the world, but it's something totally foreign to me. Anybody else?
I mean I know I'm not attractive or desirable to women in any way, and as before I'll continue to be single. Although I'm hearing that this is becoming more and more common (at least in some western countries).

 

[islandman]

Your 575 rushing yards and 1 TD last season has more to do with you being single than anything else.

 

[CHNOPS]

Sorry, the position of Mike Yates is already filled. We'll keep your information on file in case we have an opening in the future.

Best of luck in your endeavors.

 

[Freija]

Just keep repeating this mantra: "OMG, romantic comedies are real". It worked for me.

 

[thør]

This thread should be morphed into a tribute to the BBC tv series.

 

[Honey123]

maybe the problem is you need to connect two shafts at the end of each other...

 

[islandman]

maybe the problem is you need to connect two shafts at the end of each other...

You'd make a perfect Jane.

 

[bronzeage]

It baffles me how people actually get together sometimes. I know it's the most common thing in the world, but it's something totally foreign to me. Anybody else?
I mean I know I'm not attractive or desirable to women in any way, and as before I'll continue to be single. Although I'm hearing that this is becoming more and more common (at least in some western countries).

I don't know what to tell you. Where ever I go, women want to be with me. I always say the same thing, "One at a time, please." I figured it was because I was so hot and everything, but after this post, I suspect it maybe that so many other men are not attractive or desirable.

I finally had to make a waiting list.

 

[thør]

maybe the problem is you need to connect two shafts at the end of each other...

Richard Roundtree and Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[Honey123]

You'd make a perfect Jane.

Will you be Tarzan?

 

[Felix_Jones]

I guess we can't all win the genetic sweepstakes. Good on you though, man.

 

[Honey123]

Richard Roundtree and Samuel L. Jackson?

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Shaft, ya, damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Shaft, can you dig it?

 

[Felix_Jones]

maybe the problem is you need to connect two shafts at the end of each other...

Like a universal joint?

 

[islandman]

Hang in there.

I'm four-foot tall, but with platform shoes no one notices.

 

[Honey123]

Like a universal joint?

I don't know... I never inhale.

 

[Felix_Jones]

I don't know... I never inhale.

Oh man, you're quick.

 

[Felix_Jones]

The best part though: despite everything the drugs and alcohol still work.

 

[Honey123]

Oh man, you're quick.

....

 

[thør]

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'"

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I don't know... I never inhale.

but do you swallow????

 

[IndieSnob]

Hang in there.

I'm four-foot tall, but with platform shoes no one notices.

Do you have goldfish in the bottom of your shoes?

 

[thør]

Sally: What do you call people you go out with but you don’t try to sleep with?


Patrick: Men.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Today feels like a great day to take off early, grab some beers and wank it myself into dehydration.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Sally: I hate having sex at home. I've got a listening flatmate.
Jane: Oh no, I hate those. Do you have to be really quiet for her?
Sally: No, I have to be really loud. We're very competitive.

 

[Honey123]

ok..seriously.

A sense of humor is probably the most attractive trait someone can have. And I am not talking about that, "I'm gonna put you down because I'm a bad boy" type of sense of humor...I mean one that is sexual, silly and charming...

Looks fade. But a sense of humor lasts a life time, as does being respectful and kind.