Shameful Secret

[squarejohn]

I understand that President Obama has a shocking and terrible secret that will be revealed in a few weeks. Does anybody have an idea of what this secret could be?

 

[fair_warning]

'shocking' and 'terrible' are subjective adjectives.
I doubt he's going to shock anyone here on Lit...

 

[RobDownSouth]

I understand that President Obama has a shocking and terrible secret that will be revealed in a few weeks. Does anybody have an idea of what this secret could be?

Is that secret to be revealed on Breitbart.com? Then chances are it was some inconsequential bit of information previously unearthed in 2007 and dismissed, only to be spoonfed to the right-wing noise machine in an election year.

DERP!

 

[phrodeau]

Somebody must have caught him smoking.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I heard he is black

 

[Lancecastor]

I heard he's white.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I heard he has...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11ii6nqis1qaaowno1_500.jpg

 

[blunt_trauma]

toenail chewer if ever i saw one.

 

[Liar]

Brace yourself world; Obama is not really a socialist. He's just trolling the hell outta the conservaderps for shits and giggles.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I also hear he has two Lit ID's. The first being Busybody and the second being Nipples.....He likes to play on both sides.

 

[phrodeau]

I've heard that the Social Security number that appears on the .jpg of the scan of the photocopy of the microfilm of his 4th grade report card is missing a digit.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've heard that the Social Security number that appears on the .jpg of the scan of the photocopy of the microfilm of his 4th grade report card is missing a digit.

Does it have raster layers?

 

[phrodeau]

Does it have raster layers?

Only the double secret ultra-high res .jpg files have raster layers.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

First Lady Michelle Obama ... is a dude.

 

[islandman]

Obama has never actually read the Constitution?

 

[islandman]

He did unspeakable things to Blago in exchange for political favours.

 

[1sickbastard]

I understand that President Obama has a shocking and terrible secret that will be revealed in a few weeks. Does anybody have an idea of what this secret could be?

Yes.

He will reveal he is actually a she.

 

[phrodeau]

First Lady Michelle Obama ... is a dude.

Yes.

He will reveal he is actually a she.

If both of these are true, it wouldn't exactly be "shameful".

 

[Liar]

If both of these are true, it wouldn't exactly be "shameful".

If only the latter is true, America would have it's first black, female, gay president.

Cool!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I understand that President Obama has a shocking and terrible secret that will be revealed in a few weeks. Does anybody have an idea of what this secret could be?

He's black.

 

[Comshaw]

I heard he is black

I heard he's white.

I heard he's both. I dare he play both sides of the fence.


Comshaw

 

[Adre]

He is Busybore's secret best friend. They play h-o-r-s-e together on Tuesdays.

 

[pointless]

well, if it's anything like the fabled semptember or whatever surprise the morons here kept babbling about last time around then i'm gonna have to ignore your dumb ass because i'm not bored enough to care about this horseshit.

 

[1sickbastard]

He's black.

I saw the clip of him 'dancing' on the Ellen Degeneres show.

I don't know if I could agree with you, based on that event.

 

[semen4her]

He will reveal his real name is Herbert lincoln washington.

He changed it to barrack to get elected.