i hate bunnies.

I hear a certain crab likes cured meat.

I wonder what cured crab meat would taste like.
 
The bane of spring gardeners everywhere.

And they breed like rabbits.

Ummmm. Your handle looks mightyyyyyy familiar. If I told you I just peeled all my garlic whilst shaking a bowl furiously, would you understand why that made me so damn happy? Blink twice if you got that.
 
Ummmm. Your handle looks mightyyyyyy familiar. If I told you I just peeled all my garlic whilst shaking a bowl furiously, would you understand why that made me so damn happy? Blink twice if you got that.

Blink-blink.

That video changed my life.

(and you are??)
 
I have no strong feelings about them either way. I have said "awwww, isn't it cute?" and I have murdered them with a shotgun, skinned them and ate them for dinner.
 
when i was little, i had a coat made of bunnies. it made me happy.
 
she is the biggest slut around this place.

Wait.

You PMed me one time and told me you held that title, and if I dared called anyone else that you'd cut off my balls and pickle them in a jar.

I don't know what that has to do with bunnies.

Other than my balls are quite harey.
 
Ummmm. Your handle looks mightyyyyyy familiar. If I told you I just peeled all my garlic whilst shaking a bowl furiously, would you understand why that made me so damn happy? Blink twice if you got that.

Let's see . . . You're gonna time it so the man you're stalking or his wife lifts the lid off the pot and finds their pet bunny . . . And then you creep up from behind shaking your bowl of furious naked garlic . . .
 
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