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That is really...uh, nice, Rob!
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*bows deeply
You.....inspire me.
You'd look so adorable in Lemon Chiffon, don't you think?
Pussy.
Yes, that inspires me too. However, as we've discussed, I'm not interested in being just another notch on your sexual pistol belt, and yes, I understand that you've reserved a very special place of honor for me close to the buckle.
I've saved something for you in my belt. It's not a notch, it has more impact than that.
:/
This is some fun! I'm going to hang out and watch. It's like a John Wayne movie. I can picture Kiss in her old timey skirts, holding that shotgun on Rob (John Wayne, can't get used to the new AV). **popcorn time**
But let's not sacrifice the animals, let's just cuddle them, okay?
Bah, he'd never show at high noon! I'd just stand there twirling my pistols.![]()
No sacrificing. Only hugging.
Wow, that was sappy for even me.
*tempted to return to the Duke and say "Fill your hand, pilgrim!"![]()
That statement has a completely different meaning here on Lit.
I am ALLLLL about the double-entendre, darlin'!
And one time I actually had the ultimate rarity: a triple-entendre, which made my life complete:
"I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe"
(I was dating a girl named Dawn at the time)
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Stop! Just stop! The three of you are going to make me pee in my pantsMy eyes are watering from laughing.