Lupercalia

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Beware the Ides of March so sayeth the soothsayer.

Who gets to be Brutus or Cassius today?
 
I....I feel a song comin' on!

♫♫ Lupercalia-fragalicious-expealidocius
Even from Kiss_With_A_Fist
It really sounds atrocious
If she sends you nekkid pics
Your cock will really 'splode, yes..
Lupercalia-fragalicious-expealidocius!
♫♫
 

Yes, that inspires me too. However, as we've discussed, I'm not interested in being just another notch on your sexual pistol belt, and yes, I understand that you've reserved a very special place of honor for me close to the buckle.
 
Yes, that inspires me too. However, as we've discussed, I'm not interested in being just another notch on your sexual pistol belt, and yes, I understand that you've reserved a very special place of honor for me close to the buckle.

I've saved something for you in my belt. It's not a notch, it has more impact than that.

:/
 
This is some fun! I'm going to hang out and watch. It's like a John Wayne movie. I can picture Kiss in her old timey skirts, holding that shotgun on Rob (John Wayne, can't get used to the new AV :( ). **popcorn time**
 
This is some fun! I'm going to hang out and watch. It's like a John Wayne movie. I can picture Kiss in her old timey skirts, holding that shotgun on Rob (John Wayne, can't get used to the new AV :( ). **popcorn time**

Bah, he'd never show at high noon! I'd just stand there twirling my pistols. ;)
 
I'd say the GB could use a good evil spirits-cleansing. I've got the incense.
 
But let's not sacrifice the animals, let's just cuddle them, okay?
 
A wee bit of Caligula in a Lupacalia thread is very apropos.
 
That statement has a completely different meaning here on Lit.

I am ALLLLL about the double-entendre, darlin'!

And one time I actually had the ultimate rarity: a triple-entendre, which made my life complete:
"I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe"
(I was dating a girl named Dawn at the time)
:D
 
I am ALLLLL about the double-entendre, darlin'!

And one time I actually had the ultimate rarity: a triple-entendre, which made my life complete:
"I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe"
(I was dating a girl named Dawn at the time)
:D

The trifecta! Bonus points.
 
Stop! Just stop! The three of you are going to make me pee in my pants:eek: My eyes are watering from laughing.
 
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