Dog HATES me? Cheatsheet to making him like me?

[paser]

Dont get me wrong, I dont hate dogs.
I just frankly dont like them. I dont like animals in general.
But my girlfriend is an animal lover, she fosters and has adopted 8 animals in total.
One dog, the rest are birds. She fostered a litter of puppys last month, they were so needy! And she wasted allot of time caring for them.
But I have MAJOR problems with the dog, he just HATES me. When she leaves the room, he death glares me and has threatened to bite me so many times. I dislike him, hes a bad dog and acts like a total angel infront of my girlfriend. When she leaves he bares his teeth sitting across the room quietly. She treats him like a total baby, he even sleeps with her! AND AND my girlfriend wont go to any parks or outdoor dates without him, she says she refuses to leave him home alone for 5 hours.If the dates over 3-4 hours, she wont go because she says she needs to go home and take everyone to the bathroom and all this stuff.. Like wow. Shes told me if I want to stay with her its a 'package deal'. And if I dont accept her love for animals , I can just leave now. I love her to death, but the animals ugh..
I dont want a dog, how can I make him like me? He hates me , and I dont like him so much cause of it.
My girlfriend said that she wont go on a single date with me until I respect her 'baby's'.
How can I make her dog like me? He hates me so much.. He wont eat anything from my hand!
How can I make him like me allot? And be friends with me?
Im scared the love of my life will never speak to me.. Will you dog people help me?
Why wont she board him at places so we can go out?http://www.filii.info/g.gif

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dont get me wrong, I dont hate dogs.
I just frankly dont like them. I dont like animals in general.
But my girlfriend is an animal lover, she fosters and has adopted 8 animals in total.
One dog, the rest are birds. She fostered a litter of puppys last month, they were so needy! And she wasted allot of time caring for them.
But I have MAJOR problems with the dog, he just HATES me. When she leaves the room, he death glares me and has threatened to bite me so many times. I dislike him, hes a bad dog and acts like a total angel infront of my girlfriend. When she leaves he bares his teeth sitting across the room quietly. She treats him like a total baby, he even sleeps with her! AND AND my girlfriend wont go to any parks or outdoor dates without him, she says she refuses to leave him home alone for 5 hours.If the dates over 3-4 hours, she wont go because she says she needs to go home and take everyone to the bathroom and all this stuff.. Like wow. Shes told me if I want to stay with her its a 'package deal'. And if I dont accept her love for animals , I can just leave now. I love her to death, but the animals ugh..
I dont want a dog, how can I make him like me? He hates me , and I dont like him so much cause of it.
My girlfriend said that she wont go on a single date with me until I respect her 'baby's'.
How can I make her dog like me? He hates me so much.. He wont eat anything from my hand!
How can I make him like me allot? And be friends with me?
Im scared the love of my life will never speak to me.. Will you dog people help me?
Why wont she board him at places so we can go out?

Why is there an embedded image in your post?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

She has made the dog think he is the Alpha in her "pack". You really are just second behind him and will continue to be so until she starts to treat him like a dog and not a person.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Why is there an embedded image in your post?

It's groupon affiliate spam, brand new kind of spam with a redirector inside a GIF file. Dipshit doesn't realize it doesn't work on Vbulletin.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Dogs are natural judges of character. Kill the dog or get a new personality.

 

[Wife of Bath]

It's groupon affiliate spam, brand new kind of spam with a redirector inside a GIF file. Dipshit doesn't realize it doesn't work on Vbulletin.

Interesting.

Also, your av/title combo just gave me a wistful chuckle.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Interesting.

Also, your av/title combo just gave me a wistful chuckle.

Inconceivable!

 

[PublicAffection]

If you don't like animals, don't be in a relationship with someone who likes animals. Either you will always resent her for having a bond with her pets, or she will resent you for making her give up her pets.

 

[bra_man69]

Feed it some chocolate I hear they like it just like women

 

[Corbal]

He doesn't like you because he knows you don't like him. FFS... this isn't rocket science.

Be less of a douche, and he might let you stay.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Slaughterhouse 5

DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG ?

SON-OF-A-BITCH DOG BIT ME.

SO I GOT SOME STEAK,

AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT

OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT

SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.

I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.

WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE

THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.

I SAID, "HEY, BOY.

I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.

LET'S BE FRIENDS."

AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,

AND I WAITED AROUND

FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.

AND HE STARTED CRYIN',

AND THE BLOOD SPILLED

OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT

HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,

[ Laughing ]

"HEY, BOY.

THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE

WITH THOSE KNIVES."

ANYBODY ASK YOU

THE SWEETEST THING IN THE WORLD

IT'S REVENGE

~Paul Lazzaro~