I'd like to fuck someone.

[Mike_Yates]

I'd like to have sex with and sleep with someone just to have the experience and see what it's like.

Preferably a short, petite girl with a gorgeous face, dark hair and small breasts.

There might be some severe socialization problems, but I think I might be able to manage.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

http://files.myopera.com/Words/albums/147886/sheep_0705091397.jpg

 

[Mike_Yates]

Girl at the grocery store is just the kind I'm looking for.

Also, there is the sexy neighbor "Nicole".

 

[SkAoUt]

You've been fucking us, here in the gb, over for years Mike.

Consider your cherry broken.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

Girl at the grocery store is just the kind I'm looking for.

Also, there is the sexy neighbor "Nicole".

Try asking either one, "Hey, you want to fuck?" You can then tell us all how it goes down Mike.

 

[cum2ut]

I'm sure that if you ask around, you can find "that" corner in town, where no socialization is needed, only cash. Parents would probably spring for that....

 

[Mike_Yates]

I'm sure that if you ask around, you can find "that" corner in town, where no socialization is needed, only cash. Parents would probably spring for that....

Or I could just go to Nevada and visit the bunny ranch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Ranch

 

[butters]

You've been fucking us, here in the gb, over for years Mike.

Consider your cherry broken.

ok, i laughed.

 

[Saint Peter]

ok, i laughed.

Give Mike the goodies.

You know you want to.

 

[Eveygirl]

http://files.myopera.com/Words/albums/147886/sheep_0705091397.jpg

CHRIST are MAD, take that sheep pic down, before the WELSH GUYS SEE IT.
you'll drive the sheep shaggers crazy

 

[Eveygirl]

I'd like to have sex with and sleep with someone just to have the experience and see what it's like.

Preferably a short, petite girl with a gorgeous face, dark hair and small breasts.

There might be some severe socialization problems, but I think I might be able to manage.

DAM Thought he was wanting to sleep with me for a moment, until I got to the SMALL BREASTS, can't mean me at all

 

[Davesmith42]

DAM Thought he was wanting to sleep with me for a moment, until I got to the SMALL BREASTS, can't mean me at all

Well I would sleep with ya ( well not really any sleeping) I love bigger something to hold on too

 

[Mike_Yates]

DAM Thought he was wanting to sleep with me for a moment, until I got to the SMALL BREASTS, can't mean me at all

Pics or gtfo!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd like to have sex with and sleep with someone just to have the experience and see what it's like.

Preferably a short, petite girl with a gorgeous face, dark hair and small breasts.

There might be some severe socialization problems, but I think I might be able to manage.

Ditto

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1008/a-girlfriend-materbation-hand-rosey-palm-cubby-demotivational-poster-1280804920.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

Anti-social sex is the best.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Anti-social sex is the best.

I'm not sure if I'd be able to make eye contact with my partner during the sexual act.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

save up your pennies and get a hooker.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Too bad I have large breasts.

And, am normal. *snaps fingers* rats.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Too bad I have large breasts.

And, am normal. *snaps fingers* rats.

I wouldn't mind.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I'm not sure if I'd be able to make eye contact with my partner during the sexual act.

this issue is unlikely to arise . i wouldn't worry about it, friend.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Seriously, if you want to get laid, pay for it. That's your best bet. You don't need all the drama that comes with romance.

 

[Wobnoid]

I wouldn't mind.

If you are who you write yourself to be and we are as disgustingly puerile as we make ourselves out to be, then ostensibly there would be $$audience$$ enough even here, to document such a rendezvous and put some walking cash in a bunch of grubby hands. Hell! I'll produce the shit. After expenses, you and the other one will split half the gate. Not bad for a public deflowering - we'll cover meals and lodging and the like. The feed as well and all ancillaries... I'll have my gal call your uhhhh... your rep... K? Fill in the parts with the "sign here" tabs. Finding the dream broad's the easy part. PM if you're fuzzy on any of this.

If this post is still up, the offer is still good. LET's DO THIS NOW!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Pics or gtfo!

Spoken like a true virgin.

Hey, Mike, if you really want to lose the virginity, I suggest you stop caring about tit size and just be happy she looks better without the bag over her head.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'd like to have sex with and sleep with someone just to have the experience and see what it's like.

Preferably a short, petite girl with a gorgeous face, dark hair and small breasts.

There might be some severe socialization problems, but I think I might be able to manage.

And then everybody dies. *sigh*