Taxpayers don't pay me to have sex

[KRCummings]

I'm way better than some Georgetown lawyer wannabe skank. Did I say skank? I meant slut and prostitute.
Anyway, Uncle Sam doesn't pay me to do the two-bear mambo and I think that's bullshit.

 

[IndieSnob]

The government gives me a subsidy each month not to muck up the gene pool.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'll pay you for sex.

 

[KRCummings]

The government gives me a subsidy each month not to muck up the gene pool.

This is a good policy. They need to expand it.

 

[IndieSnob]

This is a good policy. They need to expand it.

Gee thanks. I thought you actually had a soft spot for me somewhere in those rough edges.

 

[KRCummings]

I'll pay you for sex.

Please insert a smartass comment because I couldn't think of one. Thank you in advance.

 

[KRCummings]

Gee thanks. I thought you actually had a soft spot for me somewhere in those rough edges.

I meant for the whole population. Obviously they need to make sure you don't breed. That's a no-brainer.

 

[pink]

I only bred once and hit the fucking "great kid" jack pot.

 

[IndieSnob]

I meant for the whole population. Obviously they need to make sure you don't breed. That's a no-brainer.

You're nothing but an internet bully.

I know that you would like to make a mandate for Garbage Can to have forced sterilization.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Please insert a smartass comment because I couldn't think of one. Thank you in advance.

funny, seems that a lot of people have the same problem of not knowing how to react to my humor.

 

[KRCummings]

I only bred once and hit the fucking "great kid" jack pot.

Don't be bringing your sappy ass happy family Disney bullshit into my thread, damnit. How many times do I have to tell you?
And wipe your fucking chin! For crying out loud!

 

[Kruge]

I'm way better than some Georgetown lawyer wannabe skank. Did I say skank? I meant slut and prostitute.
Anyway, Uncle Sam doesn't pay me to do the two-bear mambo and I think that's bullshit.

That is because the US Leadership recognizes the value of your gene pool to lead us to the next century. I am sure a descendant of yours will be President.

Now, go forth and multiply if you love the U.S.

 

[KRCummings]

You're nothing but an internet bully.

I know that you would like to make a mandate for Garbage Can to have forced sterilization.

I'd like a mandate for Garbage Can to have his balls cut off and shoved so far up his ass he can taste the cheese on them.

 

[Magicscreen2]

Two-bear mambo?

 

[KRCummings]

That is because the US Leadership recognizes the value of your gene pool to lead us to the next century. I am sure a descendant of yours will be President.

Now, go forth and multiply if you love the U.S.

I've multiplied as much as I'm ever going to. Still waiting on a check.

 

[neci]

http://0.tqn.com/d/surgery/1/0/a/0/-/-/beforeaftervasectomy.jpg

 

[KRCummings]

Two-bear mambo?

I have to admit I stole that from a book. Great euphemism though.

 

[Magicscreen2]

I have to admit I stole that from a book. Great euphemism though.

On the shoulders of giants!

 

[Kruge]

I have to admit I stole that from a book. Great euphemism though.

Yeah...but both Bears typicaly have hairy backs

 

[1sickbastard]

I'm way better than some Georgetown lawyer wannabe skank. Did I say skank? I meant slut and prostitute.
Anyway, Uncle Sam doesn't pay me to do the two-bear mambo and I think that's bullshit.

Maybe you're just not that great of a fuck...

Or maybe you are a really great fuck. The Gov't only subsidizes concerns that can't survice without help, you know.

So maybe the GU lawstudent isn't that great a fuck.


Didja every think about that?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Who would have thought sex could be so complicated and costly? Celibacy and abstinence wins here.

 

[mercury14]

Who would have thought sex could be so complicated and costly? Celibacy and abstinence wins here.

Sex is cheap. Pregnancy is costly.

 

[Magicscreen2]

Demagoguery appealing to the minor intellect.

I struggle with why he isn't more obvious even to that crowd.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Sex is cheap. Pregnancy is costly.

Simple common sense in prevention of pregnancy is less costly in both cases. You and your wife want to do so of your own free will. As does Fluke in her decisions. Why should others be held financially responsible for those choices? I suggest paying for that prevention out of you own spending money beforehand; not shoveling the results of such a personal, private choice upon the shoulders and billfolds of those who fully realize the gravity of such a choice.

 

[mercury14]

Simple common sense in prevention of pregnancy is less costly in both cases. You and your wife want to do so of your own free will. As does Fluke in her decisions. Why should others be held financially responsible for those choices?

Then you must argue against the entire notion of insurance.

Why should others be held financially responsible for someone's diabetes from being overweight? Or their carpal tunnel they acquired by working on computers all day?

When a woman gets pregnant (planned), why should others be financially held responsible for her prenatal care and for the next 18+ years of the child's care?