Stuck 150 miles from home.

[Batch]

Once got stuck in Salt Lake City for three days. In the summer.

At the truck stop.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Batch]

I always thought I should have been a Ute.

Dispatchers. *spits*

 

[unregistered]

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

All women that were more popular than you. And that's what really burns you, Humpty, isn't it? I'm not interested in you, never have been, never will be. You have to be interesting to grab my attention. You fall woefully short.

....and yet you faithfully reply to my posts. Pleeeeease lub me Shorn, me wants some shorn cock.

 

[Batch]

Peanut patchers.

Hot boiled/cajun.

Hah!

Read, A Man on the Moon: The Voyages of the Apollo Astronauts. While we were waiting.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Batch]

**kicks oil can in sand.

We? Was Pete there????????

*tosses it in the trash*

Petey lives on another Planet.

*snorts*

 

[unregistered]

 

[Batch]

Oh, I got some killer jasmine blooming with crossvines that are growing on the top of my bar I was going to show you, me ol' Sin, and Wings, and Fala. But dumb camera is not d/ling to stupid computer. Dumb stuff.

It'll have to wait, I've errands.

toodles.

 

[chillywilly2]

All women that were more popular than you. And that's what really burns you, Humpty, isn't it? I'm not interested in you, never have been, never will be. You have to be interesting to grab my attention. You fall woefully short.

You not only said "per say" but you made it one word. Why would you use a phrase you don't understand? Are you trying to look stupid?

Wow...I love how everybody is so sweet to each other in here...just warms my heart

 

[hobbit.]

Digital driving cards these days, d/l'd to the DoT every month. You get caught, you lose your license.

not that i have joined the spelling nazis.. but its licence with a c you cunt! hope your air brakes fail!

 

[chillywilly2]

not that i have joined the spelling nazis.. but its licence with a c you cunt! hope your air brakes fail!

I didn't think you had big enough trucks in England for air brakes

 

[hobbit.]

I didn't think you had big enough trucks in England for air brakes

Hoist the main sail.... kind of air brakes, but hey.

 

[chillywilly2]

Hoist the main sail.... kind of air brakes, but hey.

I'm going to see Lord Nelsons ship next month...never made the trip last year but now the tickets are booked.

Whats the weather like in England in late April?

 

[warrior queen]

not that i have joined the spelling nazis.. but its licence with a c you cunt! hope your air brakes fail!

http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/licence_license.htm

This should help.

 

[chillywilly2]

http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/licence_license.htm

This should help.

OK...now thats picky

 

[warrior queen]

OK...now thats picky

I didn't get my Saturday morning sleep-in.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm going to see Lord Nelsons ship next month...never made the trip last year but now the tickets are booked.

Whats the weather like in England in late April?

Rainy. It's England.


Yanno, a good employee would have known he had, for example, 12 hours left to drive on his 15 hour assigned run, and would have told the dispatcher that tidbit before setting off into the sunset and getting stranded . . . and paid, thereby pissing away the company pound sterling.


More people should have to learn to work for themselves, as their decision-making processes would improve.


And everyone should have to work retail once in their lives to learn not to be as assholic.

 

[clutch1]

Even in a standard 40 footer? I only have to stop if I've got an abnormal load.

I drive hazmats.

 

[chillywilly2]

I drive hazmats.

I thought maybe school busses

 

[chillywilly2]

So I got 2 weeks of rain to look forward to?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Take many changes of socks.

 

[Kruge]

Is fudging driving logs as big of an occurrence over there as it is here?

Those three words could have multiple meanings

Not that I am judging or anything

 

[chillywilly2]

driving fudge logs?