Stuck 150 miles from home.

[Sean]

There he is. Mister Stick-It-To-The-Man-Union-Steward-Wannabe, fighting for the Rights of his Oppressed Brothers, and yet helplessly pinched like a strained turd between the asscheeks of Gummint Oversight and Dah Rulez.


Simple paper won't get this job done. It calls for a half-gallon of Bunghole Be Bright.






He's Sean. People run out of give-a-shit with him pretty quickly.

Aw, whassamadder, AJ not around so you can suck his cock?

 

[shoulderblade]

I heard they eat rocks over there.

They call it "Salt".

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Aw, whassamadder, AJ not around so you can suck his cock?

Weak.


Have a few more drinks, Drunk, and ratchet up the bitter.

 

[Sean]

Weak.


Have a few more drinks, Drunk, and ratchet up the bitter.

I just find it funny that all you do is trade "jokes" with AJ and then out of nowhere decide to have a pop at me. I have to admit, I consider you a total nonentity, am I missing something?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just find it funny that all you do is trade "jokes" with AJ and then out of nowhere decide to have a pop at me. I have to admit, I consider you a total nonentity, am I missing something?

Why don't you assume I started drinking gin at dawn and decided randomly to crawl out of my gutter and bite the closest ankle?

 

[Sean]

Why don't you assume I started drinking gin at dawn and decided randomly to crawl out of my gutter and bite the closest ankle?

Because I have no evidence for that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because I have no evidence for that.

But evidence is so overrated. Visual proof can be the weakest, even if I had a room full of empties to hold up.

 

[Byron In Exile]

There he is. Mister Stick-It-To-The-Man-Union-Steward-Wannabe, fighting for the Rights of his Oppressed Brothers, and yet helplessly pinched like a strained turd between the asscheeks of Gummint Oversight and Dah Rulez.

And there it is...

Sean in a nutshell.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Ha!

I have a good book, plenty of baccy and two bottles of red wine. The hookers in this truck stop are fucking minging, though.

Finished your book already? Swallows and Amazons is an easy read, try Biggles next, I really think you'll enjoy it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Why don't you assume I started drinking gin at dawn and decided randomly to crawl out of my gutter and bite the closest ankle?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/byroninexile/roflcopter.gif

 

[CaudaLinea]

Draw a sketch of the hookers and post it here.

 

[Byron In Exile]

am I missing something?

That should be your epitaph.

 

[Farrah]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugnqu1N8k1qa76ddo1_500.jpg

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

He must have found a lizard to his liking.

 

[Sean]

Finished your book already? Swallows and Amazons is an easy read, try Biggles next, I really think you'll enjoy it.

I first read it when I was twelve, Humpty. I doubt a year has gone by since when I havenlt read at least one of them. Biggles always struck me as a bit too gung ho imperialist, even as a kid.

And Byron, I'm assuming it's the dolf bj reference that has aroused your pathetic little crusade again? Never mind, hon.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I first read it when I was twelve, Humpty. I doubt a year has gone by since when I havenlt read at least one of them. Biggles always struck me as a bit too gung ho imperialist, even as a kid.

And Byron, I'm assuming it's the dolf bj reference that has aroused your pathetic little crusade again? Never mind, hon.

got you beat by three years. never read Biggles but do remember the Python version Biggles Flies Undone. Gungho imperialist sounds right up your alley, bowser.

 

[chillywilly2]

Its a hundred and fifty miles...3 hour trip...get a ride home for the weekend and go back later and get the truck....whats the big deal

 

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[Sean]

got you beat by three years. never read Biggles but do remember the Python version Biggles Flies Undone. Gungho imperialist sounds right up your alley, bowser.

Imperialist? Me? LMAO. Laughing at yanks doesn't make one an imperialist, Humpty, it makes one an...observationalist.

 

[chillywilly2]

He did say he had two bottles of wine.

yeah...for the drive home with somebody else driving

 

[Sean]

Its a hundred and fifty miles...3 hour trip...get a ride home for the weekend and go back later and get the truck....whats the big deal

Can't leave the motor. I'm getting paid, it's no different than being stuck in Italy or Norway or somehere. It's just a pita that I was 3 hours short.

 

[chillywilly2]

Can't leave the motor. I'm getting paid, it's no different than being stuck in Italy or Norway or somehere. It's just a pita that I was 3 hours short.

Well, for 3 hours have the gf come visit for the weekend...just make the best of it

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Well, for 3 hours have the gf come visit for the weekend...just make the best of it

I don't think he has a gf to visit, besides there are hookers there, he's not choosy just look at his past.

 

[Sean]

I don't think he has a gf to visit, besides there are hookers there, he's not choosy just look at his past.

All women that were more popular than you. And that's what really burns you, Humpty, isn't it? I'm not interested in you, never have been, never will be. You have to be interesting to grab my attention. You fall woefully short.

 

[KRCummings]

I did not mean he should text me persay, but someone. Someone who cares.

You not only said "per say" but you made it one word. Why would you use a phrase you don't understand? Are you trying to look stupid?