All right folks...

[EmeraldKitten]

Just a public service announcement. I'm now single.
It's fresh, it hurts some, and its going to take some getting used to.
On the flip side, I am... actually okay. (which is sad when you think about it.)

Anyway, I hear that men are going to be crawling out of the woodwork.
So, how 'bout it boys? Anyone wanna make me feel better?


(Seriously though. I've gotten like four PMs from different guys here out of no where, hit on at the gas station, hit on by a friend last night, and it's only been a few days. What's up with that? lol. Am I suddenly more attractive?)

 

[Dual_Triode]

Just a public service announcement. I'm now single.
It's fresh, it hurts some, and its going to take some getting used to.
On the flip side, I am... actually okay. (which is sad when you think about it.)

Anyway, I hear that men are going to be crawling out of the woodwork.
So, how 'bout it boys? Anyone wanna make me feel better?


(Seriously though. I've gotten like four PMs from different guys here out of no where, hit on at the gas station, hit on by a friend last night, and it's only been a few days. What's up with that? lol. Am I suddenly more attractive?)

Within five minutes of your breakup a UPB (unoccupied pussy bulletin) went out over Guy-Net. Twitter was lit up brighter than the current coronal mass ejection.

I'm sorry for your pain, but it sounds like it may be for the best. Keep your chin up, eyes open, and tits forward. You'll be just fine.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Within five minutes of your breakup a UPB (unoccupied pussy bulletin) went out over Guy-Net.

This.. this made my day, lol.

Thanks!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Reminds me of a public toilet suddenly available, and the mad scramble to get to it first.

 

[Angellica1612]

Reminds me of a public toilet suddenly available, and the mad scramble to get to it first.

Ugh..the only one scrambling to get to the toilet is you, it's where you live afterall.

 

[Angellica1612]

Sorry you're in pain now, Kitten. Breakups suck for a while, and then it gets better, and eventually you wonder why it hurt so bad in the first place. Hang in there (and ignore JBJ)

 

[estragon]

Emerald, he's the loser, not you. Always darkest before the dawn, and all that good bullshit--but it's true. You'll do just fine.

 

[XsNrg]

Phernomes..........or somesuch scientific nonsense.

 

[Tyro999]

Just a public service announcement. I'm now single.
It's fresh, it hurts some, and its going to take some getting used to.
On the flip side, I am... actually okay. (which is sad when you think about it.)

In six months or so, after the hurt goes away, just think about all the plot bunnies you can mine the relationship for.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Am I suddenly more attractive?)

Yes. Boyfriends, fiances, and husbands are a major turnoff for most of us.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Maybe they're hoping for the flavors of restorative sex you want to have with them. Whether it be hate-sex, rebound-sex, manhunting-sex, or confused-sex.

 

[alwayswantedto]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Your life has fewer restrictions, your future has more possibilities and new roads are now open to you.

That aint how it usually works. She'll grab one just like the last one.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Thanks for the supportive words everyone. lol.

I've learned some very important lessons, and know myself a little better than I did six years ago.
I'm ready for the next chapter.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Here's to the further adventures of EmeraldKitten.

 

[dman4887]

I hope you are rebounding well. I wish you the best!

 

[Handley_Page]

Thanks for the supportive words everyone. lol.

I've learned some very important lessons, and know myself a little better than I did six years ago.
I'm ready for the next chapter.

I hope this will amuse you.

Been there, girl, done that. you have my sympathy.
But once you get back into some form or rhythm in life, you'll be ok.
Big Hug