i think there's something wrong with me

I heard she has a lazy nipple: ( < ) ( < )
Only because she's too cheap to buy the good glue and those gumdrops she pastes on as "nipples" keep slipping.

Well, that's the story she gives, but I have a feeling she's just licking them.
 
Only because she's too cheap to buy the good glue and those gumdrops she pastes on as "nipples" keep slipping.

Well, that's the story she gives, but I have a feeling she's just licking them.

God damn you make me pee laugh.
I am so signing up for Secret Santa this year. I hope I get her.
 
when i'm randomly mean to people on the internets now i feel bad.

someone just messaged me, "do you want to chat"

i replied "yes, but not with you"

he said "oh ok, np."

now i feel...i feel bad. and guilty.

i feel like a mean person but this does not fill me with glee. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

help

I've seen this before. You are suffering from a common disorder: assholeism.
 
Ask her to show you the Snoopy avatar I made for her last year.

I have heard of said Av. I understand that sparkly unicorns will shoot out of my cooch when I see it because it's just that fucking awesome.

So if I gave you a tit pic, would you snoopy up my bazooms?
 
I have heard of said Av. I understand that sparkly unicorns will shoot out of my cooch when I see it because it's just that fucking awesome.

So if I gave you a tit pic, would you snoopy up my bazooms?

Wow! Well, I suppose that's better than shooting sparkly unicorns with your cooch.

Hm. I could try, although I can't guarantee anything. I'm not sure the "art" program I used is compatible with this computer.
 
Wow! Well, I suppose that's better than shooting sparkly unicorns with your cooch.

Hm. I could try, although I can't guarantee anything. I'm not sure the "art" program I used is compatible with this computer.

I think I will send you one single naked boob. More possibilities for making funny cartoon characters.
 
when i'm randomly mean to people on the internets now i feel bad.

someone just messaged me, "do you want to chat"

i replied "yes, but not with you"

he said "oh ok, np."

now i feel...i feel bad. and guilty.

i feel like a mean person but this does not fill me with glee. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

help

I don't know you anymore!
 
when i'm randomly mean to people on the internets now i feel bad.

someone just messaged me, "do you want to chat"

i replied "yes, but not with you"

he said "oh ok, np."

now i feel...i feel bad. and guilty.

i feel like a mean person but this does not fill me with glee. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

help

blah. I don't do that either.

Perhaps he/she is not worthy.
 
when i'm randomly mean to people on the internets now i feel bad.

someone just messaged me, "do you want to chat"

i replied "yes, but not with you"

he said "oh ok, np."

now i feel...i feel bad. and guilty.

i feel like a mean person but this does not fill me with glee. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

help

It would imply that you have feelings, dont worry, you don't.
 
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