i like those health check stations you get in waiting rooms

[blunt_trauma]

sit comfortably,
arm through the hole,
relax,
press start.

sys 92
dia 59
pul 68bpm

i have bugger all idea what this means healthwise but it's super neato fun!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

sit comfortably,
arm through the hole,
relax,
press start.

sys 92
dia 59
pul 68bpm

i have bugger all idea what this means healthwise but it's super neato fun!

sounds like a gloryhole at an adult boutique

 

[girlsmiley]

that sounds fancy.

 

[unregistered]

 

[blunt_trauma]

that sounds fancy.

they give you something to do while you're waiting.
and they make weird noises and squish your arm.

 

[blunt_trauma]

that's your bp????

am i going to die???

bear in mind that i was running around after a toddler that day, and i client died, and i was only at the docs' to pic up a script for my sister who'd just had an op. so if it's shit it's because i was stressed!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

am i going to die???

bear in mind that i was running around after a toddler that day, and i client died, and i was only at the docs' to pic up a script for my sister who'd just had an op. so if it's shit it's because i was stressed!

killing a client never is good for the blood pressure.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Stressed?

I've never seen bp that low.

i can make it go lower.

what's yours?
...are you going to die???

 

[unregistered]

 

[blunt_trauma]

Now, now. Don't get all excited.

About 135/75. When they were plundering my colon a few months back, I came out of the sleep at 110/60. That Michale Jackson shit is funky.

somebody keeps threatening to plunder my colon.
the thought of it does something to my pulse rate.

i've never had any mj drugs. am i missing out?

 

[unregistered]

 

[IndieSnob]

Propofol is a hell of a drug. For sure.

 

[Byron In Exile]

am i going to die???

With a BP like that, you might be dead already.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

sit comfortably,
arm through the hole,
relax,
press start.

sys 92
dia 59
pul 68bpm

i have bugger all idea what this means healthwise but it's super neato fun!

You're either dead or that machine is broked.

 

[blunt_trauma]

you got the good meds but i got a piece of paper!

yeah, that's right. a piece of paper.
and it's allll mine.

i haven't decided what i'll do with it yet...

 

[Byron In Exile]

you got the good meds but i got a piece of paper!

yeah, that's right. a piece of paper.
and it's allll mine.

i haven't decided what i'll do with it yet...

Ask someone you trust to staple it to your death certificate.

 

[blunt_trauma]

With a BP like that, you might be dead already.

You're either dead or that machine is broked.

death becomes me?

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's probably in metric

 

[trysail]

BP machines can be a little finicky at times. It's best to take at least a couple of readings, especially in the event of what appears to be a spurious reading. There's nothing wrong with a systolic blood pressure of 90-119.


These are very rough guidelines.

LDL	HDL	Cholesterol	Triglycerides	Blood Pressure	   BMI

< 100	> 40	120< x <200	< 150	          < 120/< 80       < 25

 

[blunt_trauma]

BP machines can be a little finicky at times. It's best to take at least a couple of readings, especially in the event of what appears to be a spurious reading. There's nothing wrong with a systolic blood pressure of 90-119.


These are very rough guidelines.

LDL	HDL	Cholesterol	Triglycerides	Blood Pressure	   BMI

< 100	> 40	120< x <200	< 150	          < 120/< 80       < 25

the number thing is confusing.
explain. use small words.

i get roughly that sort of reading most times.
i'm a total sucker for those toys!
and the doc takes it the old fashioned way.
that's not a weird reading for me.

the toys are pretty new. waiting rooms used to be all old mags & dog eared leaflets. now they have scaled that calculate bmi and bp machines, with little print out slips in case you really wanted to know and weren't just playing with the really cool toys!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

death becomes me?

Perhaps it's not too late for mouth to mouth.............

 

[blunt_trauma]

Perhaps it's not too late for mouth to mouth.............

or lips to lips

 

[trysail]

the number thing is confusing.
explain. use small words.

i get roughly that sort of reading most times.
i'm a total sucker for those toys!
and the doc takes it the old fashioned way.
that's not a weird reading for me.

the toys are pretty new. waiting rooms used to be all old mags & dog eared leaflets. now they have scaled that calculate bmi and bp machines, with little print out slips in case you really wanted to know and weren't just playing with the really cool toys!

LDL	HDL	Cholesterol	Triglycerides	Blood Pressure	   BMI

< 100	> 40	120< x <200	< 150	          < 120/< 80       < 25

Fairly simple,

you want your LDL to be less than 100, your HDL to be over 40, your total cholesterol over 120 but less than 200, your triglycerides under 150, your systolic BP under 120, your diastolic BP under 80 and your BMI under 25.


That's not all that difficult, is it ?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

or lips to lips

nice soft girly lips..........of course.