The Islamic Blurt Thread

[pornstarwannabe]

Ever read or hear something regarding Islam that just makes ya nuts? If so, use this thread to blurt it out. If you have a blurt about something other than Islam, make your own thread

This is a thread of disconnected blurts - no conversations... please.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I hate that male followers of Islam beat their women in the name of Allah.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Ayatollahs dig big clits.

 

[mercury14]

I hate that male followers of Islam beat their women in the name of Allah.

http://enspri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ignorance.jpg

 

[MNGuy]

Local muslims want a local school to change their nickname. They are the Crusaders.

They should change it, to Infidels.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Camel spiders freak me the fuck out.

 

[Peregrinator]

I think Ramadan is more hard core than Lent.

 

[eyer]

The Islamic Blurt Thread

[You've now made your eternal mark on LIT, son...

...good job.]

Are there any sisters in the Muslim Brotherhood?

 

[badbabysitter]

[You've now made your eternal mark on LIT, son...

...good job.]

Are there any sisters in the Muslim Brotherhood?

because if there are, you'll condescend to them and flee in terror the minute they talk back to you

 

[Peregrinator]

Ever read or hear something regarding Islam that just makes ya nuts? If so, use this thread to blurt it out. If you have a blurt about something other than Islam, make your own thread

This is a thread of disconnected blurts - no conversations... please.

What do you mean by no conversations?

 

[EllieTalbot]

Volkswagon... because everyone should laugh at Islamists as often as possible, and, oh, such rich fodder they provide...

Cozy at a Cafe,
Ellie

 

[Lord_Steve]

Volkswagon... because everyone should laugh at Islamists as often as possible, and, oh, such rich fodder they provide...

Cozy at a Cafe,
Ellie

lol "islamists?" do you also complain about moors and mosselmans invading your 12th century baronage?

 

[EllieTalbot]

lol "islamists?" do you also complain about moors and mosselmans invading your 12th century baronage?

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that someone who attributed one of the most well-known lines of Hamlet to Voltaire is also under the impression that the words "Islamist" and "Islamism" are archaic.


Snickering in St. Paul,
Ellie

 

[Lord_Steve]

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that someone who attributed one of the most well-known lines of Hamlet to Voltaire is also under the impression that the words "Islamist" and "Islamism" are archaic.


Snickering in St. Paul,
Ellie

somehow it doesn't surprise me that you can't recognize a joke when you see one.

love,

a dude with a BA in english literature, currently in grad school concentrating on shakespearean and greek drama

further reading

 

[JohnnySavage]

somehow it doesn't surprise me that you can't recognize a joke when you see one.

love,

a dude with a BA in english literature, currently in grad school concentrating on shakespearean and greek drama

further reading

What was that guys name who had the PhD in English.... hell... Scotty?


Scotty, izzat you?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

somehow it doesn't surprise me that you can't recognize a joke when you see one.

love,

a dude with a BA in english literature, currently in grad school concentrating on shakespearean and greek drama

further reading

tell your prof to give you a beat down

you deserve it

 

[Lord_Steve]

tell your prof to give you a beat down

you deserve it

he grumbled at me the other day for calling agamemnon "the biggest asshole in greek literature" and he isn't happy about my views on measure for measure either (it's never performed for a reason imo).


is that close enough

 

[Wok]

What was that guys name who had the PhD in English.... hell... Scotty?


Scotty, izzat you?

That was well before my time, but somebody bumped the thread, and was one of the funniest threads ever.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That was well before my time, but somebody bumped the thread, and was one of the funniest threads ever.

SeanH is always bumping that thread.

 

[Wok]

SeanH is always bumping that thread.

Yep...

 

[busybody..]

http://enspri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ignorance.jpg

Afghan Women Say Being The Wife Of Taliban Fighters Has Its Perks: “When They Come Home They Are Tired And Don’t Beat Us”…




Lucky them.

Via London Times (pay wall protected):


Local Taleban commanders have allowed the women to be interviewed on condition that their faces are covered for photos and no one else in the village is informed. As we sit on a cheap red carpet in a cold room of their modest mud house, Mahmuda and Jawida explain that their husbands joined the Taleban six years ago, exasperated at the controversial US night-raids frequently conducted in their village.

The pair both support the Taleban despite its illiberal views on women. “They want to keep Afghanistan a good Muslim country,” Jawida says, “and we support that.”

If the Taleban return to power the two women see a brighter future for their children, including their daughters, who are banned by the movement from attending school.

“But if they [the Taleban] take power they will start religious schools for girls,” Mahmuda says.

As with nearly all Afghan women, Mahmuda’s movement is severely restricted by her husband. But she says that being the wife of an insurgent has its benefits.

“They are fighters and when they come home they are tired and don’t beat us.

 

[Peregrinator]

Irrational belief in an ancient fairy tale is irrational belief in an ancient fairy tale.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Every time I hear of a Muslim male killing his wife and/or daughter to "restore his honor," I want to scream "Dude - what the fuck is wrong with you!!!"

 

[garbage can]

[You've now made your eternal mark on LIT, son...

...good job.]

Are there any sisters in the Muslim Brotherhood?

No, all sisters have been stoned.

 

[Morcheeba]

No, all sisters have been stoned.

Pssst, I have a gay thread going so if you wanna participate c'mon over...