Bits and pieces

[Lorilei]

if you were drowning I'd throw you a rope and secure you to the side of the ship to keep the incident from happening again.

You're a giver, you are!

Although I'm pretty sure I'd still end up dead.

 

[y=mx+b]

You're a giver, you are!

Although I'm pretty sure I'd still end up dead.

fucking thank God you posted and moved me into the next page because I TOTALLY don't have a new AV anywhere close to being lined up ready to use yet. Now I can take my sweet ass time finding, cropping and converting something into something I'd like to use as an AV.

 

[Lorilei]

fucking thank God you posted and moved me into the next page because I TOTALLY don't have a new AV anywhere close to being lined up ready to use yet. Now I can take my sweet ass time finding, cropping and converting something into something I'd like to use as an AV.

Thwarted yet again.

 

[y=mx+b]

Thwarted yet again.

I'll make it up to you.

Here's the image I had in mind of using. It's a cropped version of a pic I believe I posted some time ago. Thought the original would've made a good AV but lost too much in the downsizing process. I then got to thinking that maybe if I cropped it I'd manage to get something passable in 150x150 AV size. Still didn't much care for it.

 

[DeepRedLips]

While I enjoy objectifying your not-so bits and pieces, I...uh...actually really like your current av.

Now I'll wait as I get pelted with disagreements.

 

[Lorilei]

I'll make it up to you.

Here's the image I had in mind of using. It's a cropped version of a pic I believe I posted some time ago. Thought the original would've made a good AV but lost too much in the downsizing process. I then got to thinking that maybe if I cropped it I'd manage to get something passable in 150x150 AV size. Still didn't much care for it.

I...

ummm......hey.

What? I mean,

I can't even!

Uh....huh?

Holy...!

*death*

 

[Lorilei]

I...

ummm......hey.

What? I mean,

I can't even!

Uh....huh?

Holy...!

*death*

Also.


HOLY FUCKING JEEBUS.

 

[y=mx+b]

While I enjoy objectifying your not-so bits and pieces, I...uh...actually really like your current av.

Now I'll wait as I get pelted with disagreements.

fucking thank God you posted saying so because now I have reason for having no desire to go about changing my AV in the first place.

as a show of appreciation I will... fuck if I remember what the fuck I was going to say. Truth be told it was something along the lines of admitting publicly I have had this crazy fuck-all desire to smell your hair. I don't know why, but I do. But then I got to thinking "I can't fucking say that. It just sounds too... faggy (no disrespect to my homosexual brothers... and really... I believe you all would be in agreement with me anyway because what self-respecting straight identifying male says to a smoking hot woman... you know what I really want to do? nuzzle my face into your hair as it cascades out from the palms of my hands and breath you in?)

then again... when the fuck have I ever been self-respecting.

fuck it. I want to nuzzle my face into your hair as it cascades out from the palms of my hands and breath you in. Of course.... then I'm going to want to use it as a holding point to throw you over my hip all fucking judo-like and make you kiss the ground while I proceed to finger-bang the fuck out of you.

 

[Sweetone70]

I'll make it up to you.

Here's the image I had in mind of using. It's a cropped version of a pic I believe I posted some time ago. Thought the original would've made a good AV but lost too much in the downsizing process. I then got to thinking that maybe if I cropped it I'd manage to get something passable in 150x150 AV size. Still didn't much care for it.

Well I care for it a lot...a lot a lot
Hope you are well grumpy man

 

[DeepRedLips]

fucking thank God you posted saying so because now I have reason for having no desire to go about changing my AV in the first place.

as a show of appreciation I will... fuck if I remember what the fuck I was going to say. Truth be told it was something along the lines of admitting publicly I have had this crazy fuck-all desire to smell your hair. I don't know why, but I do. But then I got to thinking "I can't fucking say that. It just sounds too... faggy (no disrespect to my homosexual brothers... and really... I believe you all would be in agreement with me anyway because what self-respecting straight identifying male says to a smoking hot woman... you know what I really want to do? nuzzle my face into your hair as it cascades out from the palms of my hands and breath you in?)

then again... when the fuck have I ever been self-respecting.

fuck it. I want to nuzzle my face into your hair as it cascades out from the palms of my hands and breath you in. Of course.... then I'm going to want to use it as a holding point to throw you over my hip all fucking judo-like and make you kiss the ground while I proceed to finger-bang the fuck out of you.

Awww, finger bang? Really? I knew you were a closet romantic.

Although I do thoroughly appreciate being thrown over a shoulder, carried to a bedroom, and thrown down on a bed before being mounted. For a chick who isn't a stick - that shit will never get old.

Now nuzzle away.

 

[shadysmurfette]

While I enjoy objectifying your not-so bits and pieces, I...uh...actually really like your current av.

Now I'll wait as I get pelted with disagreements.

I actually like it. There is something somber about it that is appealing to my mood right now.

 

[IllLickItClean]

Mmmm there is goodness in this place.

 

[nonimura65]

Merry belated Christmas, Happy belated New Years, and a Happy belated Valentines.

See you again in another three holidays

 

[shadysmurfette]

I'll make it up to you.

Here's the image I had in mind of using. It's a cropped version of a pic I believe I posted some time ago. Thought the original would've made a good AV but lost too much in the downsizing process. I then got to thinking that maybe if I cropped it I'd manage to get something passable in 150x150 AV size. Still didn't much care for it.

Bloody fuck yes!

 

[y=mx+b]

3.

Three previously unknown individuals had the fortitude to PM me. All three were very candid in their introduction... something I was not fully expecting and found myself lowering my guard in turn... writing well beyond my intended cut-n-paste canned reply of: "Thank You! I wasn't bullshitting... I truly appreciate that you PM'd me. You really helped inspire my imagination and interest in posting on into the future." ...which I didn't even get around to C/P'ing it to them because I got to rambling in other directions, but I like to think it's implied.

So... you three count yourselves lucky. All three of you have walked away with three individually different bits to my pieces few... if any... know or will come to learn about me.


As for the rest of you? You all can fucking suck it.
-out-

 

[DeepRedLips]

As for the rest of you? You all can fucking suck it.
-out-

Just name the time and place.

 

[Vixxennn]

Just name the time and place.

What she said.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Three previously unknown individuals had the fortitude to PM me. All three were very candid in their introduction... something I was not fully expecting and found myself lowering my guard in turn... writing well beyond my intended cut-n-paste canned reply of: "Thank You! I wasn't bullshitting... I truly appreciate that you PM'd me. You really helped inspire my imagination and interest in posting on into the future." ...which I didn't even get around to C/P'ing it to them because I got to rambling in other directions, but I like to think it's implied.

So... you three count yourselves lucky. All three of you have walked away with three individually different bits to my pieces few... if any... know or will come to learn about me.


As for the rest of you? You all can fucking suck it.
-out-

Promise?

 

[y=mx+b]

Just name the time and place.

give me a minute. I need to think and finish up masturbating to this here possibility you just made me come to believe could actually be possible.

 

[shadysmurfette]

Just name the time and place.

What she said.

He would be so lucky to have this trifecta of naughtiness...

 

[DeepRedLips]

give me a minute. I need to think and finish up masturbating to this here possibility you just made me come to believe could actually be possible.

Be quick about it, will you? These classy bitches got lives, y'know?

(like with each other...)

 

[y=mx+b]

I would like to clear all speculation that the 3 that have currently posted are not the recipients of whatever it was I said in my PM's to whoever all it was that PM'd me.

Because they don't PM me. As much as they like to lead everyone on that they got the hots for me by bantering back and forth (mostly to themselves) they actually hate me... stringing me along with empty promises and false hopes.

I am sad now.

 

[DeepRedLips]

I would like to clear all speculation that the 3 that have currently posted are not the recipients of whatever it was I said in my PM's to whoever all it was that PM'd me.

Because they don't PM me. As much as they like to lead everyone on that they got the hots for me by bantering back and forth (mostly to themselves) they actually hate me... stringing me along with empty promises and false hopes.

I am sad now.

But it turns out that I've got something for you after all.

It's a big heaping pile of bull with a nice side of shit.

You know we're all sliding off our chairs for you, ass hat.

 

[y=mx+b]

But it turns out that I've got something for you after all.

It's a big heaping pile of bull with a nice side of shit.

*unable to read between my tears* ass hat.

see!

meanies... the lot of them!

 

[Vixxennn]

Because they don't PM me. As much as they like to lead everyone on that they got the hots for me by bantering back and forth (mostly to themselves) they actually hate me... stringing me along with empty promises and false hopes.

False.

But it turns out that I've got something for you after all.

It's a big heaping pile of bull with a nice side of shit.

You know we're all sliding off our chairs for you, ass hat.

I love you.... well, in lust probably. But I do like you so much.