My ex is hitting on me

[Liar]

Via IM tonight. Wanting to get together "for old time's sake".

On one hand, she's all that and then some with sprinkles on top.
On the other hand, she's bugnuts batshit.

Thankfully, I have an easy out, as my current not-ex has dibs.

Ever had a blast from the past? Did you go for it? And how did work out?

 

[bronzeage]

Odds are 1 in 4 she just broke up with her current.

 

[semen4her]

No.

It's like using a condom, putting it away, then, after a few other guys have used it you slip it on again.

 

[Liar]

Odds are 1 in 4 she just broke up with her current.

She breaks up with her current every other month.

Part of the batshit bugnuts deal.

 

[Liar]

No.

It's like using a condom, putting it away, then, after a few other guys have used it you slip it on again.

I take it you only date virgins? Or else you don't know what's been going on in there.

 

[garbage can]

I'd say, go to Houston for a week..........

 

[fgarvb1]

Crazy bitches do make for the best fucking!

No, I do not know why.

Use protection and make it clear that this should be a fuck and run.

 

[eyer]

Thankfully, I have an easy out, as my current not-ex has dibs.

His jealousy is preferable to her "bugnuts batshit"?

 

[Liar]

His jealousy is preferable to her "bugnuts batshit"?

Everybody say haha. Eyer made a homosexual joke.

 

[eyer]

Everybody say haha. Eyer made a homosexual joke.

Actually...

...that was a bisexual joke.

Nttaw with you being bisexual...

 

[KRCummings]

In the entire history of mankind has getting back with an ex "for old times sake" ever not been the worst decision a person could make?

 

[ivantheterrible]

the only ex i'd fuck would be the 20 year old i was banging back in 2008 when i was 43.
crazier than a shit house rat. but definantly a fun fuck.

 

[Liar]

In the entire history of mankind has getting back with an ex "for old times sake" ever not been the worst decision a person could make?

Itr's up there with "this ham only smells a little funky, I'm sure I'll be fine".

 

[semen4her]

I take it you only date virgins?

No.

Personally uncharted waters are fine, if others have used her ports before I sailed in, so be it.

 

[Liar]

No.

Personally uncharted waters are fine, if others have used her ports before I sailed in, so be it.

Better the devil you don't know, eh?

 

[cookiejar]

So is mine ... won't work though.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Exes.

 

[semen4her]

Better the devil you don't know, eh?

It's nothing I have ever asked a chick I was into.

Her existence begins when I notice her.

 

[SkAoUt]

Yeah, I've done it.

And I rediscovered why I didn't like let alone love her.

Whats wrong with a kiss [grudge fuck] boy?

On another unrelated note this place keeps sailin' on.

 

[Ishmael]

Odds are 1 in 4 she just broke up with her current.

I'll take a chunk of those odds.

Ishmael

 

[John Doe]

Another easy out is "go fuck yourself".

 

[Loring2]

Do it LIAR

I've done it twice and I recoommend it ... fun both times

 

[o_so_wet]

I went for it once. When we were a couple we were always like fun friends more than an uptight bf/gf situation. It was great...If he were still single, I'd probably do it again

 

[semen4her]

I went for it once. When we were a couple we were always like fun friends more than an uptight bf/gf situation. It was great...If he were still single, I'd probably do it again

You signature is way too fucking big.

Nobody gives a shit what you wrote there, they just want to see your tits.

 

[Honey123]

Via IM tonight. Wanting to get together "for old time's sake".

On one hand, she's all that and then some with sprinkles on top.
On the other hand, she's bugnuts batshit.

Thankfully, I have an easy out, as my current not-ex has dibs.

Ever had a blast from the past? Did you go for it? And how did work out?

yeah..but you thought about it, didn't you?