Why do Americans freak out about wedding bells?

[Shagly]

It's a small ocasion.

http://www.dressesmyfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0918200624671_3323.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

Is that a real, live princess?

I don't know what I'm looking at.

 

[Cratchit]

we freak out?

 

[Cheyenne]

we freak out?

That's what I was thinking. I have no idea what we supposedly freak out about.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

What are wedding bells? Should I be freaked out not knowing this?

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

You should. Because things like that cost money and loads of it, believe me.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

You should. Because things like that cost money and loads of it, believe me.

I always thought the money costs were things like wedding gowns, the cake, gas for cars, entertainment, extra chairs, the priest, wedding rings, blood tests, kids, etc.......then the divorce. Now the wedding bells? No small wonder I am still single.

 

[Sean]

This is Shagly the racist paedophile's sixteenth thread about weddings.

 

[Wings]

2011 called...

 

[Cheyenne]

This is Shagly the racist paedophile's sixteenth thread about weddings.

I'm sure there are way more than that. Usually at least once a week or so, and way more in the month of June.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

It is not the wedding it is the divorce.

 

[Shagly]

This is Shagly the racist paedophile's sixteenth thread about weddings.

I did not know you were trying to keep a count.

This makes # 5.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

It is not the wedding it is the divorce.

LOL it's not the divorce itself....that part feels great. It's the pain of wondering why after you footed the bill for courtship, wedding, life and all the shit that goes with it.....the court somehow seems to think you somehow still owe her money.