My kitty loves me More then yours!

[CandiCame]

He just brought me a mole. That's the shit right there- it was half the size he was. He's totally awesome. Some cats are like, "I caught a mole, but I eated it."

Jack's like, "Dude, you said you were tired of tacos. I brought you a mole. And not a kitten sized mole, one you can actually eat. You're welcome. I'm gonna go lie down and watch AMC with the old man. Enjoy. When you get that done, you might wanna throw me a bite. Give the damn dog some to, I don't want to hear him cry about it."

 

[1sickbastard]

He just brought me a mole. That's the shit right there- it was half the size he was. He's totally awesome. Some cats are like, "I caught a mole, but I eated it."

Jack's like, "Dude, you said you were tired of tacos. I brought you a mole. And not a kitten sized mole, one you can actually eat. You're welcome. I'm gonna go lie down and watch AMC with the old man. Enjoy. When you get that done, you might wanna throw me a bite. Give the damn dog some to, I don't want to hear him cry about it."

Maybe you should start a career in professional cat-hearding.

"Git along, lil' kittehz!"

 

[unregistered]

 

[CandiCame]

Something tells me there will be meat in your stew pot tonight.

I already fried it, actually. I trust him. He's cool.

I then fed most of it to him, though, and he ate it, so... it's really like I was more his chef...

That damn cat fucks me over all the time.

 

[unregistered]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

When I think of people who own cats I think of people who live in houses that smell like shit....... Just saying

 

[Wings]

I am in possession of two cats that live in my house.

I smell delicious.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

I just can't seem to stay on the fucking perch today.

Need some help?

 

[warrior queen]

When I think of people who own cats I think of people who live in houses that smell like shit....... Just saying

Not here. My cat has a covered, deodorised litterbox outside the house. She comes and goes through a flap in the laundry window.
I couldn't have a litterbox inside - with my clean-o-phobe nature, I'd go insane!

 

[unregistered]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I am in possession of two cats that live in my house.

I smell delicious.

While I believe you, evidence would be appreciated. I suggest scratch and sniff pictures. Besides you were never in question...just your house

 

[Wings]

MeDaPhuckow.

*snort*

 

[Wings]

While I believe you, evidence would be appreciated. I suggest scratch and sniff pictures. Besides you were never in question...just your house

My house smells like wine. True story. My favorite winery make candles.

I do understand what you are talking about though. I think (hope) most people with cats these days know how to keep their environment clean.

 

[CandiCame]

I am in possession of two cats that live in my house.

I smell delicious.

I smell like Old Spice because a dude in a commercial told me to.

Not here. My cat has a covered, deodorised litterbox outside the house. She comes and goes through a flap in the laundry window.
I couldn't have a litterbox inside - with my clean-o-phobe nature, I'd go insane!

I have no idea where my cat shits, but I know it's not in the house. I'm thinking it was probably somewhere around where he found that mole. I don't have a litterbox. I know that he pissed in my closet once and I had to move; I tore up the carpet and everything trying to get rid of the smell. After that I told him that if he pissed anywhere near my house again, except the toilet- and don't tell me cats can't do that, I've seen it on youtube, that I would castrate him. He hasn't done it since. And I never had him fixed. My grandma has a lady cat who's pregnant right now. Anyone want a kitten? He was an adorable baby.

Why would you put a litterbox outside? Why don't they just shit outside somewhere like mine does? It's never in the yard or anything, I think he likes to go up in the woods and fuck with all the prey animals. Because he really is the Wolverein of cats- he's a tiny little guy, but he fucks shit up. He came back with a chickenhawk once- I saw him kill it, and it was genius; all nature channel and shit.

The guy next door has chickens that frequently get in our yard, the dogs eat them, and then we fight because, well, he won't put up a chickenwire fence and they're fucking dogs, they will eat chickens. WTF does he want me to do? Anyway, Jack went and got in the middle of the chickens, who are, I want to make this clear, bigger then him.

Anyway, I saw him doing that ass-wiggle that cats do before they pounce and I thought, "Oh shit, the cat's gonna fight a chicken, and I'm gonna get screamed at over a dead chicken again." Instead, he jumps, and right when he does, this hawk swoops down. He managed to jump right on it's back, and I saw him bite it in the neck. I thought they'd hit the ground and bounce around fighting for a little bit, but nope, he pinned the wings and ripped that fucker's throat out.

I was like, "Jack! That was awesome!" And I ran down there, and scared all the chickens away. He was sitting there pulling feathers out with his teeth. I tried to take it and he hissed at me, so I figured that was none of my business. My ass went back up to the porch where I was supposed to be. When I went back down there later, something had eaten it- there was half a carcass and bloody feathers that I stole for stuffing, but if he ate as much of it as was gone, it would have been like, his entire weight.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c280/takocos/untitledvbn.jpg?t=1241901236

Badass Jack Fluffkins is Badass. He even kicked his dad's ass when he was only a few weeks old.

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Plus. He's titanium Sunstorm. And you know how badass Sunstorm is.

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[sweepthefloor]

I'm not really an animal in the house type-of-girl.
There is a cat. I feed it and pet it, but I don't assume ownership.
He comes and goes, as he pleases.

 

[Morcheeba]

When I think of people who own cats I think of people who live in houses that smell like shit....... Just saying

Depends on the owners who keep up with their kitty boxes. It's not the cat shit that bothers me (because cats cover theirs really well), it's when they miss the box and urinate on the side that freaks me. Cat urine is the worst smell in the world and I can't stand it nor will I tolerate it.

Fun Fact: While promoting herself for Best Actress recently, Meryl Streep told Jimmy Kimmel that the one thing people don't know about her is that she still changes her cat's litter boxes and won't let others do so. That's what makes her mortal.