Snow Day!

[JohnnySavage]

How'd that Peyton move work out?

We need Peyton so we can sit RGIII on the pine until he makes free agent and moves to a real team.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"Tebowing" is preferred.

What? is LinBowing too racist?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We need Peyton so we can sit RGIII on the pine until he makes free agent and moves to a real team.

*coffee spew*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Bing images has been my friend. Especially since I turned the smut filter off.


Something tells me, that committee could ding all of us on occasion.

*worries*

We only maintain jurisdiction over the Paid Posters. If you'd like to submit an application, I'm on the Selection Committee starting next month. We may be able to work out an accord...

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Remember that in the ap package to have her include pics and turn ons. Long walks on the beach and 2 hour snuggling are out this year.

You think you are talking to some hayseed that just rolled off the turnip truck here?

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

We only maintain jurisdiction over the Paid Posters. If you'd like to submit an application, I'm on the Selection Committee starting next month. We may be able to work out an accord...

After six years, someone finally gets around to telling me that I have options? Now I'm all affronted, and shit.

Wait... there's money involved? Hmmm....

"What are the selection criteria?" she asks innocently.... Oh wait, something tells me I already know the answer to this one.....

eta:

Remember that in the ap package to have her include pics and turn ons. Long walks on the beach and 2 hour snuggling are out this year.

Long walks onna beach and two hours of snuggling are... ummm.. boring. Just saying.

 

[Saint Peter]

I need a snow day.

My last snow day was a wind day, which is similar to a snow day without the entertaining rush hour driving.

 

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[Saint Peter]

You think you are talking to some hayseed that just rolled off the turnip truck here?

Dude has a third world bbq setup.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

I need a snow day.

My last snow day was a wind day, which is similar to a snow day without the entertaining rush hour driving.

I would think a wind day would lead to some remarkably interesting rush hour driving, honestly... higher vehicles being pushed in and out of lanes, subcompacts darting between them for safety, and so forth. Would make an interesting movie clip!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Dude has a third world bbq setup.

He's Southern so you have to make allowances. At least he got rid of the cut in half oil drum.

 

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[Saint Peter]

I would think a wind day would lead to some remarkably interesting rush hour driving, honestly... higher vehicles being pushed in and out of lanes, subcompacts darting between them for safety, and so forth. Would make an interesting movie clip!

Both are entertaining. Snow and ice is the best. People trying to drive 90 mph. Others driving 5.

I love this town.

 

[Saint Peter]

He's Southern so you have to make allowances. At least he got rid of the cut in half oil drum.

That would be a step up!

A big step up.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

He's Southern so you have to make allowances. At least he got rid of the cut in half oil drum.

Now you're messing with my image of Southern men. I always figured, with the longer summers came more sophisticated bbq setups, whole outdoor kitchens, nothing like our two weeks of summer type grill-with-optional-shelf type stuff.

Dayum.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is not the grill, it is the skill.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's not the meat, it's the sauce.

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

Both are entertaining. Snow and ice is the best. People trying to drive 90 mph. Others driving 5.

I love this town.

Another long-held mental image down the proverbial. New Englanders (overall - there's always exceptions) do far better with winter weather conditions than, say, mid-Atlantic types (sorry, Johhny). I figured Denverites would be all be aces behind the wheel, with your winters.

Maybe, in both cases, it's the new transplants and the great grandmas?

 

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[Saint Peter]

Rush hour with good weather conditions is bad enough. Add to that the noobs, the texters, the speeders, and the all wheel drivers that think that means they can stop on a dime.

I know it is going to take time to get home. Crank up the tunes and enjoy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Rush hour with good weather conditions is bad enough. Add to that the noobs, the texters, the speeders, and the all wheel drivers that think that means they can stop on a dime.

I know it is going to take time to get home. Crank up the tunes and enjoy.

What do you know about rush hour? Some yuppie in snow shoes suck in the cross walk slowing down traffic?

 

[Saint Peter]

It is time for me to go make secret scientific doodads.

See ya!

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

It is not the grill, it is the skill.

It's not the meat, it's the sauce.

Oh my... It's getting a little warm in here....

I'll have you know my wife labored many long hours under my direct supervision in the brutal humidity and heat of a Charleston summer to lay those bricks and this is how you ungrateful (no pun intended) bastards reward her?

The nerve.

God bless that woman! I hope you brought her icy cold beers at least, as she labored away!

Rush hour with good weather conditions is bad enough. Add to that the noobs, the texters, the speeders, and the all wheel drivers that think that means they can stop on a dime.

I know it is going to take time to get home. Crank up the tunes and enjoy.

Wow, sounds just like here, especially when I was commuting into the depths of CT, where the drivers are truly insane. Oh, and the double 18 wheelers, too; can't forget them. So much for that closely held illusion. Another one bites the dust!