I saw this and thought of you guys.

Pfft. I can see that anytime the pinks are running, dammit. Although I suppose an enormous beast of a King would be killer to watch spew out all those maggots. What kind of volume are we talking about here?

I was staying on topic with my nastiness by keeping to the theme of women shooting things out of their vag (sugary or sugar free).

Pinks are 3 pounds, max......

30 pounds of churning maggots making crunching noises......
hard to forget.....
 
I hope this isn't a sign that married life is not treating you well...

I should warn you, if it hasn't happened already, that a lot of GBers probably have you on Ignore because of your never-ending thread (even though it hasn't been bumped in a while).

So it's nothing personal. Really!
 
Pinks are 3 pounds, max......

30 pounds of churning maggots making crunching noises......
hard to forget.....

That's rad.

Also, WE, tell your lovely lady to get on here to look at the worms coming out of the lady's hoo ha.
 
We remind you of a sweet pussy full of gumby worms?

Oh boy, am I out of the loop!

No, more like I thought you guys might appreciate this gif. I saw it and thought "this must be shared, but with who?" And then the answer was clear. The ONLY place for a gif of a vagina spewing gummy worms is the Literotica general board. So there you are.
 
I hope this isn't a sign that married life is not treating you well...

I should warn you, if it hasn't happened already, that a lot of GBers probably have you on Ignore because of your never-ending thread (even though it hasn't been bumped in a while).

So it's nothing personal. Really!

Married life is great, fantastic even. Unemployment, insomnia, and just plain ol' boredom is what has prompted my return. The first thing I did when I signed in here today was look at that damned thread. I was glad to see it wasn't on the first page. I know a lot of people have me on iggy, and that's okay. I understand. Maybe they'll come around. Maybe they won't. Their loss. :)
 
Married life is great, fantastic even. Unemployment, insomnia, and just plain ol' boredom is what has prompted my return. The first thing I did when I signed in here today was look at that damned thread. I was glad to see it wasn't on the first page. I know a lot of people have me on iggy, and that's okay. I understand. Maybe they'll come around. Maybe they won't. Their loss. :)

You forgot the part where I talked you into it, and thus I should be treated as a hero.

You hear that everyone on Lit?

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!
 
You forgot the part where I talked you into it, and thus I should be treated as a hero.

You hear that everyone on Lit?

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!

I wouldn't brag about it. People are gonna hate your for this. I give it until Sunday.
 
Oh, here and there. I was looking at my old posts from 2008 earlier and you and I were chatting, I don't remember about what but it was still funny. Good times, good times.
 
And now Paen comes out of the woodwork.

Let me use my summon Sweetvee skills.

Shit, didn't work.
 
Oh, here and there. I was looking at my old posts from 2008 earlier and you and I were chatting, I don't remember about what but it was still funny. Good times, good times.

Hah. I may have to look that up. This place is way too serious nowadays.

Here and there myself. More there then here.
 
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