As I'm sitting at a red light this morning

It's not illegal here.

Then whats your problem?

My favorite brand of dummy is the one who thinks they're following the hands-free law if they put their cell phone on speaker and hold it up to their face anyway.


My peave is drivers that don't understand that its the talking on a phone, handsfree or not, that takes away your concentration, not the fact that you are holding something.
 
My peave is drivers that don't understand that its the talking on a phone, handsfree or not, that takes away your concentration, not the fact that you are holding something.

I happen to agree with you, but I wondered just the other day that people probably thought the same thing when radios were installed in cars. What type of interaction makes the difference?
 
I notice that about a third of the cars passing in front of me have drivers talking on cell phones. That's annoying. It's 6am, who the fuck are you talking to?
Also, gas stations that run out of vanilla flavored Zingers suck.

Being awake at 6 a.m. is annoying much less actually being out of the house. What's so important that you have to start your "day" in the middle of the damn night? What are you, a fucking farmer?
 
Being awake at 6 a.m. is annoying much less actually being out of the house. What's so important that you have to start your "day" in the middle of the damn night? What are you, a fucking farmer?

I thought everyone in the Midwest was awake by 6 a.m.
 
Being awake at 6 a.m. is annoying much less actually being out of the house. What's so important that you have to start your "day" in the middle of the damn night? What are you, a fucking farmer?

Actually, yes.
And I wake at 5am every day.
 
I notice that about a third of the cars passing in front of me have drivers talking on cell phones. That's annoying. It's 6am, who the fuck are you talking to?
Also, gas stations that run out of vanilla flavored Zingers suck.

Welcome to the club. Like, wtf is so important you have to endanger your life and the rest of us around you?
 
Being awake at 6 a.m. is annoying much less actually being out of the house. What's so important that you have to start your "day" in the middle of the damn night? What are you, a fucking farmer?
Middle of the day? Dude! Most traffic starts around 6 a.m. in metro areas. If you see 6a.m. as middle of the night, then I get more done by mid day than you do by night fall.

Actually, yes.
And I wake at 5am every day.
Early morning sex is better than Folgers' in your cup!:devil:
 
Middle of the day? Dude! Most traffic starts around 6 a.m. in metro areas. If you see 6a.m. as middle of the night, then I get more done by mid day than you do by night fall.

My world view may have changed a bit since my retirement a few months ago. Ya think?
 
You I understand. There's probably antelope down at the watering hole that you need to eat for breakfast. :cool:

Haha! Wrong country, but the idea is sound.
Yesterday I was rudely woken by a stray peacock at 0415.
I don't know who round here has peacocks, but they've lost one. It's been in my home paddock for two days now. Noisy shits they are :mad:
 
lots of things are distracting in a car...the radio, changing stations, temperature controls, masturbating, putting on make-up, drinking coffee, spilling it...but the worst is the phone.
 
Haha! Wrong country, but the idea is sound.
Yesterday I was rudely woken by a stray peacock at 0415.
I don't know who round here has peacocks, but they've lost one. It's been in my home paddock for two days now. Noisy shits they are :mad:

You could always keep it, they make great alarm clocks and will guard the house better than any dog ever could.
 
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