As I'm sitting at a red light this morning

[KRCummings]

I notice that about a third of the cars passing in front of me have drivers talking on cell phones. That's annoying. It's 6am, who the fuck are you talking to?
Also, gas stations that run out of vanilla flavored Zingers suck.

 

[cjh]

What is a Zinger?

That sounds like something Johnny Savage would eat.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I notice that about a third of the cars passing in front of me have drivers talking on cell phones. That's annoying. It's 6am, who the fuck are you talking to?
Also, gas stations that run out of vanilla flavored Zingers suck.

Talking on a cell phone while driving is illegal here, so the only one's you see doing it are the police.

 

[KRCummings]

What is a Zinger?

That sounds like something Johnny Savage would eat.

Zingers are awesome snack cakes. Truly one of Gods gifts.

 

[JohnnySavage]

What is a Zinger?

That sounds like something Johnny Savage would eat.

As far as 7-11 food goes, I like those hostess pies that have the unknown crust on them. Apple is the best. I like the cheeseburger big bites that have been rotating for a few days on the hot rollers too.

 

[PlasticBunny]

You do that here, you get a ticket.
Talking on the cell phone, that is. Not running out of vanilla Zingers.

 

[KRCummings]

As far as 7-11 food goes, I like those hostess pies that have the unknown crust on them. Apple is the best. I like the cheeseburger big bites that have been rotating for a few days on the hot rollers too.

Don't see many 7-11's here. There's a few of them but not many. Like Popeye's Chicken, we need more.

 

[KRCummings]

You do that here, you get a ticket.
Talking on the cell phone, that is. Not running out of vanilla Zingers.

So they give you a ticket for a misdemeanor but not a felony? That's stupid.

 

[IndieSnob]

Screw Zingers.

I want an Aero bar.

 

[chillywilly2]

You gotta be co-ordinated to drive and talk...and tham snack foods just make you fat

 

[pink]

You are a complex woman. I would have taken you for a King Dong girl.

 

[KRCummings]

You are a complex woman. I would have taken you for a King Dong girl.

And I would have taken you for a filthy whore that can't say no to a cock. Oh, wait...

 

[John Doe]

You are a complex woman. I would have taken you for a King Dong girl.

http://forum.nationstates.net/images/smilies/sm_eyebrow.gif

 

[Bidin~Time]

You are a complex woman. I would have taken you for a King Dong girl.

your eyes are hypnotically beautiful

 

[pink]

And I would have taken you for a filthy whore that can't say no to a cock. Oh, wait...

hardy har har har


I think I got stood up again today, btw. I'm not happy.

 

[pink]

your eyes are hypnotically beautiful

Thank you, at least someone appreciates my beauty. *sticks my tongue out at the rest of the board*

 

[Trace_Element]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Vanilla_zingers.JPG

Here. Now quit your fucking whining.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I notice that about a third of the cars passing in front of me have drivers talking on cell phones.

What's interesting is that they all probably think they're "hiding" their cell phones very well.

Cops must laugh all fucking day.

 

[Tryharder62]

Real life

7-11 is "righteous" because you can get a big gulp. Enough diet pepsi for any length of trip and a bet you'll have to stop at the rest stop.

Cell phone users pet peeve #1
Those eating Big Macs or Whoopers while driving #2. Not to mention those fools with a big gulp.

 

[Tryharder62]

Zinger

Man now I want a Zinger too!

 

[KRCummings]

What's interesting is that they all probably think they're "hiding" their cell phones very well.

Cops must laugh all fucking day.

It's not illegal here.

 

[CHNOPS]

My favorite brand of dummy is the one who thinks they're following the hands-free law if they put their cell phone on speaker and hold it up to their face anyway.

 

[KRCummings]

My favorite brand of dummy is the one who thinks they're following the hands-free law if they put their cell phone on speaker and hold it up to their face anyway.

My car has the built in hands free which makes me look even crazier than the people who have the ear gadgets.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My favorite brand of dummy is the one who thinks they're following the hands-free law if they put their cell phone on speaker and hold it up to their face anyway.

I hide mine in an Egg McMuffin.

 

[CHNOPS]

My car has the built in hands free which makes me look even crazier than the people who have the ear gadgets.

Plus you have a little German man living in your glove compartment.