worth repeating?

Hate to tell you this, but I think you sent me a text by mistake then, and I thought it was someone else by mistake.

Bunny: Are you wearing your spiderman undies?
Me: No.
Bunny: Oh baby that's hot.
Me: Sorry, the number you tried to text does not exist. Please don't fucking try it again.


Plus now my phone won't fully flush down the toilet.

I peed a little tiny bit.
Funny, because I almost did ACCIDENTALLY text you today. Instead of my boss. That would have been hilarious.
 
Adorkable is MY word.

:mad:

(Also, dolf is probably plotting my death right now, but wouldn't be the first time, so fuck it).

(she tried to procure plastic explosives today. I thought I should warn you. End transmission).
 
s'ok. i'm enjoying plotting your death :)

That's okay. You've never really spoken to me before, and you're kind of a rock star, so I'll at least die a happy death.

/ass kiss :D

And now... in the back of my mind, the sound of 10,000 people who've posted to the Isolated Blurt Thread all apologizing to Laurel at once...

I think we need a movie quotes thread. Or is that too PG???

She deserves to be hugged to death. She's just that adorkable.

I'm adorkable?

Now I really can die happy. :nana:
 
Adorkable is MY word.

:mad:

(Also, dolf is probably plotting my death right now, but wouldn't be the first time, so fuck it).

I'd like to see your copyright thingy, please.

Also, you're "adorabler."
 
enjoy guantanamo.

Oh, hey. I have been meaning to ask you something for months, but I almost never see you .... whatever happened to the competitor guy who was the sex offender who was bidding on school projects?
 
Oh, hey. I have been meaning to ask you something for months, but I almost never see you .... whatever happened to the competitor guy who was the sex offender who was bidding on school projects?

Interestingly enough, he was in jail for a month on a probation violation. He beat it. He has a contract with a catholic high school (I know) and is a minor pain in the ass.

I have taken the high road and refuse to expose him. God help him if he ever posts here.

We no longer socialize.

Nice memory.
 
Oh, hey. I have been meaning to ask you something for months, but I almost never see you .... whatever happened to the competitor guy who was the sex offender who was bidding on school projects?

so, pm me who you are. I wont' expose you.
 
Interestingly enough, he was in jail for a month on a probation violation. He beat it. He has a contract with a catholic high school (I know) and is a minor pain in the ass.

I have taken the high road and refuse to expose him. God help him if he ever posts here.

We no longer socialize.

Nice memory.

Good god. Does that school not do background checks?
An anonymous phone call. I urge you to make it. I'm sure there are a few people here who would make the call. In fact, after this past week? I'm sure of it.
 
Good god. Does that school not do background checks?
An anonymous phone call. I urge you to make it. I'm sure there are a few people here who would make the call. In fact, after this past week? I'm sure of it.

I have a hard time with it. Obviously, that school does not do background checks. It's almost an inside joke that his logo is on their vans. I pity them in a lawsuit when he fucks up. he will.

It's just not my place to do it.
 
I have a hard time with it. Obviously, that school does not do background checks. It's almost an inside joke that his logo is on their vans. I pity them in a lawsuit when he fucks up. he will.

It's just not my place to do it.

Srsly. Someone here would make the call for you. Not traceable back to you.
Think about it.
Innocent kids.
Just think about it.
 
Srsly. Someone here would make the call for you. Not traceable back to you.
Think about it.
Innocent kids.
Just think about it.

its almost too easy. name, meganslaw.com. background check done. i cant be responsible for stupid organizations. its like they expect it.
 
some innicent child shouldn't suffer for the laziness of the school. think about a life ruined.

don't mean to hijack. i did this thread. I'm a weasel if i do. I'm an asshole if i don't. I can't win and yet, i was convicted of nothing.
 
ORAL COPULATION WITH A MINOR UNDER 16 YEARS OF AGE AND OFFENDER IS 21 OR MORE YEARS OF AGE
288.2(a) ATTEMPTED HARMFUL MATTER SENT WITH INTENT OF SEDUCTION OF MINOR

And you think not exposing them is the high road?
 
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