What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

[midwestyankee]

This portrait of U.S. Senator Rick Santorum made up entirely of tiny pictures taken from gay porn.

For those who might be unaware of the humor in this portrait, I direct you to this wikipedia article "Campaign for santorum neologism" that tells how columnist Dan Savage managed to get the word "santorum" to be widely accepted to mean " the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" in outrage over then Senator Santorum's pronouncements of his violently anti-gay beliefs.

 

[Cattypuss]

Yeah <sigh>, he is. We've been out from under the British (royal) thumb for 236 years; yet give someone a Brit accent and some semblance of authority and many of us knuckle our foreheads, kneel, and wait for orders... or the headsman's axe.

Ha ha glad to see some of you still have the right attitude

 

[Cattypuss]

The boyf and I both have horrid chest infections. He's a weekly commuter. I visited him in his pied-a-terre last night ( I almost never visit him there - maybe twice a year, tops). It's a tiny flat with paper-thin walls.

We were having sex, both of us coughing our guts up while doing so, and I whispered to him "Your neighbour will think you got lucky at the TB clinic".

The ensuing laughter put paid to any hopes of finishing the sex in anything like a satisfactory manner.

 

[the captians wench]

Yeah <sigh>, he is. We've been out from under the British (royal) thumb for 236 years; yet give someone a Brit accent and some semblance of authority and many of us knuckle our foreheads, kneel, and wait for orders... or the headsman's axe.

Yeah. I have a shameless obsession over accents.

The authority just torches a different burning desire.

When they meet....*purr*

 

[the captians wench]

"Grammar. The difference from knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

Found on a friend's facebook.

 

[wicked woman]

"Grammar. The difference from knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

Found on a friend's facebook.

This ^^^^

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"Grammar. The difference from knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

Found on a friend's facebook.

Mahhhhhvelous, dahling... simply mahhhhhhhhhhhhvelous!

 

[Vixandra]

Having a really shitty day due to my medical issues but being able to hold a decent conversation with a poster I admire is a bright spot.

 

[Keroin]

"...it’s a home run and I’m thoroughly impressed."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hmmm... this is the best I could do off-hand...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/gordon-ramsay-ipad-2-hard-case.jpg

... his mouth (and the rest of his face) on an Apple (iPad2 hardcase).

Why thank you. I think.

This portrait of U.S. Senator Rick Santorum made up entirely of tiny pictures taken from gay porn.

For those who might be unaware of the humor in this portrait, I direct you to this wikipedia article "Campaign for santorum neologism" that tells how columnist Dan Savage managed to get the word "santorum" to be widely accepted to mean " the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" in outrage over then Senator Santorum's pronouncements of his violently anti-gay beliefs.

Dan Savage must be absolutely gleeful. I need to listen to some of his recent podcasts. I'm sure the Santorum is flyin'.

"...it’s a home run and I’m thoroughly impressed."

 

[rosco rathbone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/Y/M/M/u/YMMu/423971_174170916030252_115853131862031_253122_2099906474_n.jpg

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/Y/M/R/j/YMRj/430308_357970637567204_349050795125855_1169471_871453157_n.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Unexpectedly, some plates.

 

[midwestyankee]

The Headline Gods are Smiling

More fun with Santorum: Santorum Comes from Behind in Alabama Three-Way.

 

[ArchLady03]

Printed my tickets for 'LND' on Tuesday night. So excited

 

[kimuk]

Me ~ Sir do you think were flogging a dead horse?

Sir ~ Isnt that a combination of Sadism , Necrophelia and beastiality?

Made me laugh out loud!

he he he !

 

[OldGuy1026]

I was watching a re-run of Bill Mathier talking about some woman pointing her finger and being in face rude with the President of the United States. So to tell you the truth, he has to be polite in public; but if at Camp David it would be a different story.

Sherman, set the Wayback Machine to 1966 Prime Minister Lester B Pearson is on a speaking tour in the US against the War in Vietnam. Background: Lester is a World War One Veteran, of sorts, he was hit by a London Bus and set home is disgrace. He hated war ever since, dispite the fact he created the UN Peacekeepers. Anyway he's invited to Camp David by LBJ and in private in front of the Secret Service, and RCMP he bitch slaps Lester telling him not to Shit in his backyard.

So to that woman in red who was so rude to Obama, don't take an invite to Camp David. The Pres would probably take her across his knee and smack to manours into her where it does the best.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I started laughing hysterically in my saddle when the anxiety created by my horse giving me a debilitating injury last fall just...left. It felt like a huge weight being lifted off my shoulders. It was so...I was so happy.

 

[Vixandra]

Feeling good enough to get into the kitchen and bake a cake. Specifically a gluten-free chocolate cake!

 

[HottieMama]

A great coffee date...and some pics on Fet...

 

[bhndblueyes88]

A great coffee date...and some pics on Fet...

I'm glad you're having fun ^_^

 

[troubledone]

Long time lurker screwing up courage and effort to register on this forum

 

[sweepthefloor]

I laughed at me today.

 

[graceanne]

My god-daughters son, sleeping in my bed.

Aw.