i'm eating an orange.

[pointless]

life has never been better. this is truly the best of all possible worlds.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Haven't offed yourself yet.

Good for you.

There are some good peaches coming up.

 

[pointless]

peaches? fuck you. i have no need of your inferior fruit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

peaches? fuck you. i have no need of your inferior fruit.

Genetically engineered to taste like pussy.

 

[Liar]

Also, as a great poet once said,

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

 

[pointless]

you guys are fucking monsters.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Hahahahahaha

 

[pointless]

this is no laughing matter. this shit is like way serious. show some respect.

 

[thør]

life has never been better. this is truly the best of all possible worlds.

I don't have an orange.

 

[pointless]

and i have several more just waiting to be enjoyed.

 

[KRCummings]

peaches? fuck you. i have no need of your inferior fruit.

Dude, you live in the state that grows the best peaches mankind has ever had the pleasure to eat.

 

[pointless]

so what? we also grow a fuckload of blueberries and i barely tolerated those fucking things.

 

[KRCummings]

so what? we also grow a fuckload of blueberries and i barely tolerated those fucking things.

But Michigan peaches...I mean damn. They're ambrosia and manna mixed with just a drop of ichor. I would kill for them. Maybe I have. I'm not saying.

 

[winegirl]

Also, as a great poet once said,

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

Geez - how old is that song? and now its going to be stuck in my head the rest of the night

 

[clutch1]

What color is it?

 

[pointless]

But Michigan peaches...I mean damn. They're ambrosia and manna mixed with just a drop of ichor. I would kill for them. Maybe I have. I'm not saying.

lesbian.

 

[Farrah]

I only have mushy bananas in the house. This makes me .

 

[Silverlily]

so what? we also grow a fuckload of blueberries and i barely tolerated those fucking things.

You're from Michigan and you're trashing the blueberries? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, you could be from Maryland. Know what Maryland has? Crabs and tobacco, not unlike a cheap whorehouse.

 

[pointless]

I only have mushy bananas in the house. This makes me .

if it makes you feel better i love bananas, but i can't eat them. why? let's just say it is painful and involves blood coming out of places you'd never want blood to come out of. yay allergies.

You're from Michigan and you're trashing the blueberries? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, you could be from Maryland. Know what Maryland has? Crabs and tobacco, not unlike a cheap whorehouse.

mmm, i could go for some crab right now.

also, cheap whores.

 

[Farrah]

if it makes you feel better i love bananas, but i can't eat them. why? let's just say it is painful and involves blood coming out of places you'd never want blood to come out of. yay allergies.



mmm, i could go for some crab right now.

also, cheap whores.

Oh, that seriously blows. I now feel like a dolt for complaining about mushy bananas.




Me too.

Definitely could go for a cheap whore.

 

[pointless]

i got thirteen bucks and six dollars in returnables. wanna split one?

 

[Kruge]

...Definitely could go for a cheap whore.

How about a cheap man whore?

 

[Farrah]

i got thirteen bucks and six dollars in returnables. wanna split one?

That'll be just fine, thank you. I can throw in $12...upgrade!

How about a cheap man whore?

Only if you are the cheap man whore in question.

 

[jomar]

Oranges are good, bananas suck. Stick to the basics.

 

[Kruge]

Only if you are the cheap man whore in question.

At your service madame