How to remove pearls from your dick

[Destinys_Bitch]

Put a clothes pin on your nose, a finger in each ear and have Mike Tyson punch you in the kidney.

 

[clutch1]

you are weirder than me!

 

[phrodeau]

I just spin really fast, and centrifugal force does the rest.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

you are weirder than me!

Don't even try.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dicks don't have pearls.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Dicks don't have pearls.

Next time you see Mike, thank him.